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Post by LM on Jan 29, 2020 22:12:26 GMT -5
NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!
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BigBadJohn
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Post by BigBadJohn on Jan 30, 2020 6:37:34 GMT -5
I still wanna know how full the toilet was .
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Post by pamster on Jan 30, 2020 10:12:20 GMT -5
1. Flush. Multiple times since it won't hurt your water bill.
2. Use a clean piece of toilet paper (in your hand) and use that to lift the seat next time.
Using your foot, you don't want to slip and fall in that confined space.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jan 30, 2020 10:24:24 GMT -5
I still wanna know how full the toilet was . This is going to be one of those great mysteries we never learn the answer to, like the JFK assassination. Many books will be written, none conclusive. Where were you when LeftyMeister dropped his daytimer? #NeverForget
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Post by LM on Jan 30, 2020 10:59:16 GMT -5
Let's just say no foaties were in involved in the making of this mishap.
Pamster, it's good to see you here. Advise taken!
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BigBadJohn
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Post by BigBadJohn on Jan 30, 2020 12:59:50 GMT -5
This reminds me of a Seinfled episode where Jerry is dropping his belt into the garbage when someone walks into his apartment, asks why he's throwing it away.
Answer(and I paraphrase): It touched the floor of a public restroom!
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jan 30, 2020 14:23:07 GMT -5
Mine would’ve never made it out of the restroom.
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Post by gato on Jan 30, 2020 18:13:13 GMT -5
To the tune of "Day Tripper"
I’m a Norwegian
Hear what I’m trying to shout
I’m a Norwegian
Hear what I’m trying to shout now
I flushed my Daytimer
One way toilet yeah
I flushed for so-o-o long to find out
And I found out
It's back and greasy
It went just half the way there
It's back and greasy
It went just half the way there now
I flushed my Daytimer
One way toilet yeah
I flushed for so-o-o long to find out
And I found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Tried to squeeze it
It slipped right out of my hand Tried to squeeze it
It slipped right out of my hand now
I flushed my Daytimer
One way toilet yeah
I flushed for so-o-o long to find out
And I found out
Daytimer, Daytimer, yeah
Daytimer, Daytimer, yeah
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Post by LesTele on Jan 30, 2020 18:25:53 GMT -5
Gato. Nice work.
Who do you want to cover that?
Poo Fighters?
Pee Diddy?
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Post by LM on Jan 30, 2020 18:32:47 GMT -5
Y'all are hilarious, even though I don't get the Norwegian reference.
Fact is, I do a lot of work in wastewater treatment facilities (ie, poop ponds), so my immune system is quite robust.
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Post by gato on Jan 31, 2020 6:52:39 GMT -5
Y'all are hilarious, even though I don't get the Norwegian reference. Fact is, I do a lot of work in wastewater treatment facilities (ie, poop ponds), so my immune system is quite robust. Norwegian reference: obviously the guy in the bathroom had some Norwegian wood. That's how he came to drop the Daytimer.
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Post by LM on Jan 31, 2020 6:59:48 GMT -5
It's called being 60.
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Post by gato on Jan 31, 2020 7:14:47 GMT -5
Gato. Nice work. Who do you want to cover that? Poo Fighters? Pee Diddy? I was thinking Golden Earring since they did such a good job with "Toilet Zone." I'ts 2:00 AM And the log is gone Pants still down The seat's still warm Burrito revenge, I'm tired of taking chances Intestinal storm And it's making me loose It's coming down Like the stuff through a goose Paper roll's empty, my whole life spins into a frenzy Help, I'm restricted to the Toilet Zone The water is rising and I want to go home My B hole's burning like the moon and stars My phone is out of reach, I can't stretch that far Help, I'm restricted to the Toilet Zone The water is rising and I want to go home My B hole's burning like the moon and stars My phone is out of reach, I can't stretch that far
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Post by LM on Jan 31, 2020 7:41:15 GMT -5
lol!
FWIW, I was standing when the mishap occurred. No downloads were involved.
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Post by gato on Jan 31, 2020 8:15:45 GMT -5
lol! FWIW, I was standing when the mishap occurred. No downloads were involved. In order to verify that we'll need the data from your I-bath-Cam, that was routed through your Amazon Echo to your digital washing machine. Or I could just admit that I wasn't there. Full disclosure: I wasn't there. Your door was locked.
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Post by LM on Jan 31, 2020 12:36:30 GMT -5
It was a public restroom.
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Post by Leftee on Jan 31, 2020 12:51:45 GMT -5
It was a public restroom. There probably were some cameras involved. Leftee - heads over to utoob.
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Post by LM on Jan 31, 2020 13:54:55 GMT -5
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