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Post by gato on Apr 1, 2020 16:45:04 GMT -5
The further west our ancestors, those hardy pioneers, went in their covered wagons, the fewer TV channels were available. Makes you wonder why they kept going
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 1, 2020 17:01:48 GMT -5
Where there separate lanes for horses and oxen on the freeways then?
No boots, no bandana, no service...
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Post by Pinetree on Apr 1, 2020 17:04:11 GMT -5
And no internet, either.
Brutal.
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 1, 2020 18:05:38 GMT -5
Conestoga wagons were only required to have rear license plates.
See how much more intrusive gummint has become?
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Post by gato on Apr 2, 2020 5:33:17 GMT -5
When they got pulled over by the Indians, the good news was that doing record checks was spotty because the prairie winds disrupted their smoke signal communications
The bad news was that they demanded bribes. Two horses or four rolls of toilet paper.
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Post by Leftee on Apr 2, 2020 7:15:50 GMT -5
When you got to a certain point, in your journey, you *were* the law.
“We don’t need no steenking license plates!”
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Post by LTB on Apr 2, 2020 7:19:41 GMT -5
When they got pulled over by the Indians, the good news was that doing record checks was spotty because the prairie winds disrupted their smoke signal communications The bad news was that they demanded bribes. Two horses or four rolls of toilet paper. Who would have ever predicted the value of Toilet paper would exceed the number of horses! This is price gouging at it's best! I say they should be "wiped out" !!! |
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 2, 2020 7:33:47 GMT -5
"Makes you wonder why they kept going"
Well it's because they were Flat Earthers determined to find the edge. Early theorist Maniacal Michael Hughes did try launching his wagon into the ether from Nebraska with a case of dynamite, but this proved ill fated.
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Post by professor on Apr 2, 2020 7:55:12 GMT -5
It used to be there were no wifi hotspots west of the Pecos!
Unimaginable, barbaric!
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 2, 2020 11:13:55 GMT -5
They say Custer was wearing a Go-Pro at the Little Big Horn but that the Cheyenne warrior who took it forget to post the video on YouTube.
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Post by LTB on Apr 2, 2020 13:28:01 GMT -5
It used to be there were no wifi hotspots west of the Pecos! Unimaginable, barbaric! I'll go one further. There used to be nothin west of the Pecos  |
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