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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 13, 2020 13:15:08 GMT -5
I'll go first. I like things simple:
Peanut butter and sliced tomatoes on toasted raisin bread.
Who's WITH me on this?
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Apr 13, 2020 13:22:48 GMT -5
A lutefisk melt on Wonder bread with individually wrapped slices of processed cheese food.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 13, 2020 13:29:01 GMT -5
Mmmmm nothing like cold jellied whitefish soaked in lye to kick it up a notch!
That would be like surstromming on Ritz crackers.
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Post by professor on Apr 13, 2020 13:37:53 GMT -5
Are you talking concepts, or actual real life experience?
I did try chutney and peanut butter. It *almost* could work...
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 13, 2020 13:39:18 GMT -5
You guys realize anything you conjure up would immediately become doable with a few pieces of bacon?
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professor
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Post by professor on Apr 13, 2020 13:42:29 GMT -5
That's what was missing!
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Post by Pinetree on Apr 13, 2020 13:46:32 GMT -5
This guy knows how to make a sandwich.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Apr 13, 2020 13:53:13 GMT -5
Forget that, let's make a great punk band, and name it Bad Sandwich.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 13, 2020 14:32:26 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I thought of that!  |
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Post by modbus on Apr 13, 2020 16:04:53 GMT -5
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Post by Seldom Seen on Apr 13, 2020 17:33:08 GMT -5
I'm a sandwich achiever but my personal low just could be my patented macaroni and cheese sandwich.
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Post by De ville on Apr 13, 2020 18:11:06 GMT -5
How bad do you want it?
I edited this. It was a story I was told, and I think it's too icky for posting here.
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Post by Leftee on Apr 13, 2020 18:13:10 GMT -5
Tooth paste and mustard on whole wheat.
Crest
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 13, 2020 18:18:18 GMT -5
You start with 2 pieces of Wonderbread and spread on some Elmers school paste. Then you fry up a couple of pieces Bazooka gum...
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Post by jazzguy on Apr 13, 2020 18:20:56 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I thought of that! I heard recently that's actually good, though I'm afeard to try it. |
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Post by Bronx on Apr 13, 2020 19:16:17 GMT -5
My favorite sandwich when I was a kid was baloney, ketchup, Hershey's chocolate syrup and potato chips on white bread. Haven't had one of those in more than 50 years.
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 13, 2020 19:28:49 GMT -5
I know trying to win any of you over will be futile, but here goes:
•Sardine, mayo and guacamole on toasted sourdough.
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 13, 2020 19:30:38 GMT -5
I don't think even bacon would save a baloney and balut sandwich.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Apr 13, 2020 22:04:10 GMT -5
In middle school we’d pile whatever they put on the lunch tray onto whatever sandwich they gave you. Nothing like a chicken patty, tater tots and canned pears on a bun! With ketchup!!
Or maybe you prefer a cheeseburger topped with French fries and Jell-o cubes?
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 14, 2020 11:56:50 GMT -5
I'm a sandwich achiever but my personal low just could be my patented macaroni and cheese sandwich. We have a local restaurant called The Grilled Cheese Co., and they have a sandwich on their menu that consists of two slices of multigrain toast with a generous blob of baked four-cheese elbow macaroni with the breadcrumbs on top. If that doesn't cause a case of The Paralyzin' White Eyeball Rollback, I dunno what does. It is fantastic. You may want to notify your attorneys. |
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Post by Ragpicker on Apr 14, 2020 21:08:44 GMT -5
Tuna fish and marshmallows is at the top of my list.
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Post by funkykikuchiyo on Apr 14, 2020 21:43:42 GMT -5
Tuna fish and marshmallows is at the top of my list. Thread is over. You won. |
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Post by guildx700 on Apr 14, 2020 21:51:07 GMT -5
Frankly, I've never been impressed by ANY sandwiches, they are just a poor shortcut for doing a meal right. Ugggh...
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Post by rickyguitar on Apr 15, 2020 0:50:22 GMT -5
One of our sons had a friend who grew up poor, his fav was saltines between 2 slices of bread. Funny what you get used to, what seems like the good old days and the good old stuff. Just sounded like a bad sandwich to me.
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Cassie Play
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Post by Cassie Play on Apr 15, 2020 3:29:25 GMT -5
PB and Tomato is great but I just use regular bread, Make the sandwich first then toast it. PB and Pickle, or Banana is also good. Also Mayo and sliced Pineapple is very good, Toasted of course.
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Post by Vibroluxer on Apr 15, 2020 8:56:24 GMT -5
This is a real sandwich, yuk.
2 slices of rye, a good slice of Limburger, and a slab of red onion.
Assemble, pay someone else to eat it.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 15, 2020 10:58:36 GMT -5
Onions, as an ingredient, make any sandwich a Bad Sandwich because they taste like dirty socks to me.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I've never eaten dirty socks, and I advise others to also refrain from doing so. But I imagine dirty socks taste an awful lot like onions. Emphasis on 'awful'.
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Post by mikeyd on Apr 15, 2020 12:07:28 GMT -5
Chocolate & tuna with mustard, all on a cinnamon swirl bread
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Post by Mfitz804 on Apr 15, 2020 12:59:38 GMT -5
The more I read it, the more it sounds like a bad pickup line when encountering two ladies in a bar.
"Hey, wanna get outta here and make a bad sandwich?"
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 15, 2020 13:07:11 GMT -5
C'mon in the kitchen and I'll show you my recipe for what I like to call The Beast With Two Backs."
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