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Post by gato on Jul 7, 2020 6:38:16 GMT -5
"Sorry, Bathroom in Use"
This flashing neon sign is weatherproof and designed to hang on your home facing the street. It can be switched on manually, or activated wirelessly whenever the lid on your toilet is lifted. With this sign, most homeowners report an agreeable decrease in strangers ringing their doorbell at all hours, instead of continuing on to the 7/11 down the street.
Going to the movies? Our popular "explainer" T shirt is clearly stenciled "Waiting in Line" on the back, so that those behind you at the ticket booth are not confused as to why you're there.
Levi's understands you, and your freedom. No one should be forced into an "either / or" buying situation. Now you can get Levi's Double Tuff Jeans. Zipper fly on the front, button fly on the back. Yes, you CAN have it all. Whether you're approaching or walking away, people will take one look and say, "nobody MADE him buy those jeans, he must be some kind of rebel!"
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Post by fkaJimmySee on Jul 7, 2020 7:14:20 GMT -5
What will they think of next?!
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jul 7, 2020 7:34:01 GMT -5
I've had one of these for years. I don't know how I lived my life before I got it.
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Post by tahitijack on Jul 7, 2020 9:53:47 GMT -5
Living at the beach I can't tell you how many times someone has come to my door asking if their little girl or boy can use our bathroom. Some actually get pissed off when I say sorry no.
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Post by Taildragger on Jul 7, 2020 10:29:50 GMT -5
I've had one of these for years. I don't know how I lived my life before I got it. That's a "Clap Trap" AKA "Applause Suppressor", right? Just capture the offending hands between the two wooden plates, swivel the device shut and *bingo*: annoying adulation ceases.
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Post by Taildragger on Jul 7, 2020 10:38:54 GMT -5
In the age of COVID, every serious music fan should have a set of these Social Distancing Rock Concert Headphones®. With them, you can enjoy your favorite band miles away from the arena packed with jostling humanoid disease vectors:
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jul 7, 2020 11:39:43 GMT -5
I have a Snotgun 2000 from the 1970s. It's great to clear out the sinuses. It's also a hoot when the neighborhood kids refuse my kind request to get their bikes off my grass.
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swampyankee
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Post by swampyankee on Jul 7, 2020 12:37:23 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for the Trunk Monkey to be commercially available.
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