This flashing neon sign is weatherproof and designed to hang on your home facing the street. It can be switched on manually, or activated wirelessly whenever the lid on your toilet is lifted. With this sign, most homeowners report an agreeable decrease in strangers ringing their doorbell at all hours, instead of continuing on to the 7/11 down the street.
Going to the movies? Our popular "explainer" T shirt is clearly stenciled "Waiting in Line" on the back, so that those behind you at the ticket booth are not confused as to why you're there.
Levi's understands you, and your freedom. No one should be forced into an "either / or" buying situation. Now you can get Levi's Double Tuff Jeans. Zipper fly on the front, button fly on the back. Yes, you CAN have it all. Whether you're approaching or walking away, people will take one look and say, "nobody MADE him buy those jeans, he must be some kind of rebel!"
Post by Taildragger on Jul 7, 2020 10:38:54 GMT -5
In the age of COVID, every serious music fan should have a set of these Social Distancing Rock Concert Headphones®. With them, you can enjoy your favorite band miles away from the arena packed with jostling humanoid disease vectors: