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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 6:23:14 GMT -5
To travel from simply annoying to officially aggravating you have to have an acronym.
Acronyms are like ashcans, everybody's got one. But what if we could redefine them?
UFO Unexplained Fart Obsession
AARP An Absolutely Reprehensible Pest
SWAT Simpletons Waving Anatomical Threats
RAM Really Aggravating Mystery
CPU Comely Parts Uncovered
NFL Not For Linguists
SEAL Seeking Enlightenment At Leggoland
GPS Girl Persuading Superman
IMAX Idiot Messaging Aunt's Xylophone
HUD Hunky Urban Dude
Break out your "Acros". Let's see what ya got!
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Aug 2, 2020 9:05:30 GMT -5
CYA - Central Yogurt Administration
ICBM - incontinent bowel movement
CIA - chronically inflamed aardvark
ATC - antarctic tanning center
FAQ - flamingo-attributed quotations
ADHD - antedeluvian hydrodynamics
NBA - National Bulgogi Association
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 9:16:24 GMT -5
I can always count on Peegoo to jump in.
DOA - Dogs on Antipsychotics
KISS - Knot In Superman's Shorts
FUBAR - Franks Under Beans After Rolfing
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Aug 2, 2020 9:49:58 GMT -5
GTAW - gato thread alert! WOOT!
FDA - Flooring and Decor Administration
WMD - wombat metal detector
PTFE - post-traumatic fart episode
NATO - not accustomed to taking orders
RCMP - rancid capybara meat preparation
GDNP - Goddam Nigerian Princes
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 10:35:26 GMT -5
ABS - Adults' Bulging Stomachs
DMV - Dastardly Morons Vacillating
NHL- Non Human Lumpfest
DARE - Drugs Are Really Excellent
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Post by Bronx on Aug 2, 2020 11:01:38 GMT -5
In my early Internet days I wanted to look up the schedule for channel 2 in Los Angeles. Typed KCBS in (I think) Yahoo and it returned Kansas City Barbecue Society.
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Post by Taildragger on Aug 2, 2020 11:03:40 GMT -5
GPA-Giraffe Preference Acknowledged BMW-Big Monkey Willie MOS-Mega Oatmeal Serving
MPG-Morons Posit Gossip
RPG-Rocket Propelled Guitar
JDAM-Jello Devoured As Mandated
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Post by LVF on Aug 2, 2020 11:27:20 GMT -5
ATM = Alternate Time Machine
POTUS = People Out Trying Undies Saturday
SCOTUS = Senile Curmudgeons Out Trying Undies Saturday
FBI = Foreign Bowel Interference
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 12:08:46 GMT -5
NASDAQ - Necrophile And Sadist Dependents Abuse Quadrupeds
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Aug 2, 2020 15:02:39 GMT -5
 Well, I'd apply for it. I'm guessing after they do the standard background check and collect character references, they'd reject my application on grounds of moral turpitude. At least I fit in here  |
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 15:18:11 GMT -5
Well, I'd apply for it. I'm guessing after they do the standard background check and collect character references, they'd reject my application on grounds of moral turpitude. At least I fit in here Don't forget to leave a stool sample |
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Aug 2, 2020 16:28:14 GMT -5
Here's a stool sample. Padded leather seat with a neck rest in the back and a little 5F1 Champ-style tube amp in the base.  |
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 16:51:46 GMT -5
It certainly gives "sit on it" a whole new meaning.
SUV - Special Umbrella Vaccine
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Post by Taildragger on Aug 2, 2020 19:32:21 GMT -5
YMCA - Yodeling Masochist Catbox Attraction
B of A - Breakfast of Athiests
APO - Ardent Pony Ovulation
FPO - Five Paranoid Otters
GMC - Gargle More Chowder
AMA - Adequate Moose Alimony
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Post by Taildragger on Aug 2, 2020 19:36:12 GMT -5
Here's a stool sample. Padded leather seat with a neck rest in the back and a little 5F1 Champ-style tube amp in the base. Standard equipment in every musical gynecologist's office, unless I'm mistaken. That's the basic model (stirrups optional). |
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Post by gato on Aug 3, 2020 5:46:03 GMT -5
MD - Mediocre Degree
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Post by gato on Aug 4, 2020 6:04:08 GMT -5
IQ - Inquisitive Queens
TBA - The Bass Acoustics
ETA - Extra Time Allotted
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Aug 4, 2020 6:58:58 GMT -5
PHD - Paint Has Dried
WTF - Will To Fart
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Post by gato on Aug 4, 2020 9:09:35 GMT -5
ATF - Alcoholic Trans Fattys
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Post by Taildragger on Aug 4, 2020 10:04:22 GMT -5
BBC - Big Bouncy Coconuts IFS - Indignant Fogey Swearing
BCP - Board Certified Poltroon
OPEC - Owl Pedophile Eradication Corps
NASA - Norwegian Armpit Sponging Association
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Post by Taildragger on Aug 4, 2020 10:28:17 GMT -5
RSVP - Real Swell Veneer Placement
SWAK - Seen Working At K-Mart
BYOB - Burnish Your Ottoman, Buddy
FHA - Feral Hamster Aggravation
FBI - Federal Bureau of Instigation
PSI - Possum Simulation Institute
TVA - Tweed Value Astronomical
MCA - Marshall Can Amplify
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Post by rickyticky on Aug 4, 2020 12:14:12 GMT -5
FART - Forcing A Rectal Tremor
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Post by ninworks on Aug 4, 2020 14:34:38 GMT -5
BFD - Big Fuzzy Dog
IBM - Involuntary Bowel Movement
LPD - Little Powdered Doughnut
ICU - I Can't Urinate
MCA - Multiple Cat Affliction
NBC - Never Been Caught
NBA - No Brawling Allowed
NSA - Never Said Anything
BP - Baked Potato or Bring Pasta
WB - Wonder Bunny
ICBM - In Case Bomb Misses
ATF - Afraid To Fart
BSA - Boys Screwing Around
CIA - Copying Isn't Allowed
DOJ - Dang Old Jury
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