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Post by Mikeyguitar on Dec 15, 2020 17:30:03 GMT -5
...for all you giraffe people. lol
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Dec 15, 2020 18:37:41 GMT -5
Sorry -- I didn't get past Dana Perino and Jasper.
A couple months ago I was watching "The Five". My wife stopped by and said "What's wrong with her?"
Me: Well, she's gorgeous and very smart -- she'd never make it on another news channel.
Wifey: (Ignoring my comment as usual) Her eyes are too far apart.
Me: (After a couple second delay while I tried in vain to make some sense out of what was just said). Yeah, she's a real mess -- (and switched the channel to Hogan's Heroes)
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Post by MoJoe on Dec 16, 2020 4:30:38 GMT -5
Dumb luck for the jeepsters the giraffe didn't start swinging.. Extra points for the giraffster when he ducked under the branches in full charge.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Dec 16, 2020 8:53:53 GMT -5
Sorry -- I didn't get past Dana Perino and Jasper. A couple months ago I was watching "The Five". My wife stopped by and said "What's wrong with her?" Me: Well, she's gorgeous and very smart -- she'd never make it on another news channel. Wifey: (Ignoring my comment as usual) Her eyes are too far apart. Me: (After a couple second delay while I tried in vain to make some sense out of what was just said). Yeah, she's a real mess -- (and switched the channel to Hogan's Heroes) Not my cup of tea but her eyes look normal to me. |
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Post by Mfitz804 on Dec 16, 2020 8:54:43 GMT -5
Dumb luck for the jeepsters the giraffe didn't start swinging.. Extra points for the giraffster when he ducked under the branches in full charge. Yeah that dude knew what he was doing. Wouldn’t be very graceful if he just clotheslined himself on a tree limb like a cartoon character. |
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Dec 16, 2020 9:35:08 GMT -5
Giraffes are cuddly critters in pictures and they're portrayed as docile animals because they're herbivores. But I'm here to tell you they can hook a 200-lb man with their ossicones and toss him 30 feet through the air without blinking an eye. They can also flip their heads over and use their ossicones like a hammer to pound their foes into the dust. This is me, in 2018 (I'm wearing the hat, ya smartypantses) in Kenya. Giraffes are incredibly surreal up close and personal like this. They seem almost dinosaur-like. The guide advised us to not allow the giraffes to get in front of us. Anywhere behind its head is the danger zone.  More info here: |
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Post by MoJoe on Dec 16, 2020 12:47:53 GMT -5
Yeah that dude knew what he was doing. Wouldn’t be very graceful if he just clotheslined himself on a tree limb like a cartoon character. Exactly my thought. 😁 And ^^ double like. The narrative.. 🙂 |
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jan 8, 2021 17:43:59 GMT -5
This just in: home-sized versions are available. NY Post |
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Post by digiboy on Jan 8, 2021 22:21:58 GMT -5
This just in: home-sized versions are available. NY PostFeed them jumbo shrimp. |
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Post by rickyguitar on Jan 9, 2021 4:13:38 GMT -5
This just in: home-sized versions are available. NY PostHmm..like a uke. |
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Post by LTB on Jan 12, 2021 17:27:53 GMT -5
Sorry -- I didn't get past Dana Perino and Jasper. A couple months ago I was watching "The Five". My wife stopped by and said "What's wrong with her?" Me: Well, she's gorgeous and very smart -- she'd never make it on another news channel. Wifey: (Ignoring my comment as usual) Her eyes are too far apart. Me: (After a couple second delay while I tried in vain to make some sense out of what was just said). Yeah, she's a real mess -- (and switched the channel to Hogan's Heroes) She was the only reason I watched the Five. Very pretty and very smart! 😊 |
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