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Post by LesTele on Jan 17, 2020 15:56:26 GMT -5
I once owned a giraffe (inflatable). I was a member of the FDP.
I get it, appreciate it and love it.
The invention of the Chickentail. Try explaining that.
What most people don’t realise that Leo was inspired by the neck of a feeding giraffe (male) when styling the Broadcaster headstock. The Strat was inspired by the silhouette of a feeding giraffe (female).
That’s my story.
What do you have?
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Post by Taildragger on Jan 17, 2020 16:30:05 GMT -5
"Why Do Giraffes Confound Musicians?"
Only 2 tuning pegs?
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jan 17, 2020 16:34:56 GMT -5
Because giraffes are always late to the gig.
And the usual excuse is they were stuck in a giraffic jam.
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Post by Taildragger on Jan 17, 2020 18:40:13 GMT -5
Giraffes DO make the best headbangers...
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BigBadJohn
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Post by BigBadJohn on Jan 17, 2020 19:38:56 GMT -5
The neck is too long.
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Post by Riff Twang on Jan 17, 2020 20:32:50 GMT -5
Because they hum at night and you can't find the reason with a voltmeter.
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Post by LM on Jan 17, 2020 21:31:16 GMT -5
I wonder if a giraffe knows what a fart smells like.
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Post by Leftee on Jan 18, 2020 9:03:48 GMT -5
I wonder if a giraffe knows what a fart smells like. Bird farts |
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jan 18, 2020 9:33:27 GMT -5
No, that's the answer to "what's invisible and smells like worms?"
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Post by Riff Twang on Jan 18, 2020 21:55:31 GMT -5
Maybe it's because a lot of guitar players can't read the dots.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2020 0:25:38 GMT -5
I always feel uncomfortably judged, like they’re looking down at me.
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twangmeister
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Post by twangmeister on Jan 19, 2020 14:09:24 GMT -5
They play long neck vintage Danelectros.
Where the hell are they finding these things?
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Ragpicker
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Post by Ragpicker on Jan 19, 2020 20:29:44 GMT -5
Do giraffes drink their beer from longneck bottles ?
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Post by Ryder on Jan 20, 2020 7:49:46 GMT -5
Do giraffes drink their beer from longneck bottles ? Yes! But being HIGH doesn’t make them better guitar players! |
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