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Post by gato on Feb 13, 2021 16:40:22 GMT -5
She's got some nasty family members on lockdown.
Dingos and Keith Richards: where did they come from?
George Foreman ate chili: that turns out to be a bad thing.
Funny how an odor can trigger a long dormant lawyer.
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 14, 2021 13:17:51 GMT -5
Jamming up with ice bricks, water supply turns out to be a bad thing.
About pigeon holes....Chick Corea reached compromise with chili before a concert.
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Post by gato on Feb 14, 2021 14:10:37 GMT -5
Amish Valentine Day: I can always count on getting screwed.
Insane snowblower need to be connected to George Foreman grills?
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tmc
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Formerly Known As: tmc
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Post by tmc on Feb 14, 2021 19:14:54 GMT -5
Acid Rebound Effect...Now Spinning out of control.
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Post by gato on Feb 15, 2021 6:19:52 GMT -5
Meeting my new dead stepbrother in South Dakota.
The day they stopped making Amish pigeon holes.
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 15, 2021 13:17:21 GMT -5
•Walking Dead Being Deployed in South Dakota
•Pseudo Amish Concealed Weapon Recommendations
•Who's Feeding Birds Ice Bricks Like We Did Last Summer?
•Out of Green Tea? 12-Year-Old Scotch This Weekend
•Why Does Our Water Supply Need to be Connected to George Forman Grills?
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Post by gato on Feb 15, 2021 13:51:06 GMT -5
Hey Wally, did you say the cup's half full?
Anyone here pulling on my son?
Who's feeding my snow blower 12 year old Scotch?
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 15, 2021 19:11:39 GMT -5
Who's feeding my snow blower 12 year old Scotch? Hey, I thought it would run better!
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 15, 2021 19:16:52 GMT -5
Bill my son, distilled overnight in South Dakota can always count on getting screwed
Funny Amish name change, Acid Daughter Haiku
Feeding birds new socket set like we did last summer
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 15, 2021 20:40:05 GMT -5
•I can always count on my 12-year-old Scotch generator
•Meeting my new step-brother: Keith Richards
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 15, 2021 20:50:28 GMT -5
When's the last time a favorite word being deployed got the covid?
Snow blower got some nasty tricks making Firebirds to go out of work
Insane cooker switching to green tea, when it's time to go....any cure?
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Post by gato on Feb 16, 2021 6:13:37 GMT -5
Worth watching: the last time you took a bath
Anyone here a walking dead Amish socket?
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 16, 2021 20:58:32 GMT -5
•Pick a favorite claustrophobic horror
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Post by gato on Feb 17, 2021 6:15:00 GMT -5
Pulling on the concealed 12 year old, like we did last summer.
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Post by gato on Feb 20, 2021 11:28:53 GMT -5
When it's time to involuntarily go bare butt in South Dakota.
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 20, 2021 11:34:47 GMT -5
Anybody else beginning to suspect that Gato is "seeding" the thread titles so that he can later "mine" them for mashup thread submissions?
Hmmmmm?
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 20, 2021 11:37:13 GMT -5
•Stihl butt hair trimmer still spinning?
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Post by gato on Feb 20, 2021 14:19:38 GMT -5
Anybody else beginning to suspect that Gato is "seeding" the thread titles so that he can later "mine" them for mashup thread submissions? Hmmmmm? Taildragger is having a little fun with his sad, sad ruptured pipes when it's time to go.
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 20, 2021 20:12:09 GMT -5
Psychiatrist in my community passed nose hair forecast
Good language bites bare butt feeding birds, Mr. Owl?
Look, my daughter up next all shoveled out
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 20, 2021 20:13:16 GMT -5
Feb 20, 2021 10:34:47 GMT -6 Taildragger said: Anybody else beginning to suspect that Gato is "seeding" the thread titles so that he can later "mine" them for mashup thread submissions? Hmmmmm? Taildragger is having a little fun with his sad, sad ruptured pipes when it's time to go. Nothing worse than ruptured pipes when it's time to go.
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 20, 2021 23:42:24 GMT -5
12 year old struck by lightning browsing the chips aisle
thinking about gas this was aircraft related
Green bear just got really lucky
Outhouse adventure like we did last summer
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Post by gato on Feb 21, 2021 6:26:38 GMT -5
Kids, don't try language of the road in Dallas, when you know it's time for the pet psychiatrist.
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 21, 2021 12:44:05 GMT -5
•Auto-pilot just landed successfully where? The Twilight Zone?
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 21, 2021 12:46:33 GMT -5
•Amish Bush People went online shopping for X-ray glasses
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Post by gato on Feb 21, 2021 16:10:46 GMT -5
The people with ruptured nose hair, shoveled out the dubious denizens of Moe's.
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 21, 2021 17:06:34 GMT -5
Random concealed weapon and mechanix gloves arrived in Dallas, Reverb.com now has x ray vision.
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Post by guildx700 on Feb 21, 2021 17:08:01 GMT -5
•Amish Bush People went online shopping for X-ray glasses
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Post by gato on Feb 23, 2021 11:01:27 GMT -5
What do you call people in my community with X-ray vision?
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Post by Mfitz804 on Feb 23, 2021 21:06:13 GMT -5
Wife bruised her toe pretty bad on some tortillas.
No wait, actually...
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 23, 2021 21:46:43 GMT -5
•Concealed Tiger unused in a house
•Stupid songs on a bruised record
•Gato's eBay tortilla hand grenade
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