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Post by gato on Sept 23, 2021 8:11:54 GMT -5
5-7-5 Syllable Pattern
Rub this on your skin
Are you really a size ten
It’s cold in that pit
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Our Lotto ticket
Is worth eight million dollars
Dog just swallowed it
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Entire rent check
My roulette system can't lose
I need bus fare home
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Inflate my tire
Do not make any excuse
Take a deeper breath
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Men in overalls
One is holding a bone saw
Don't visit this town
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Look at your dog's mess
Now it is on your front porch
And you are welcome
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tmc
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Posts: 904
Formerly Known As: tmc
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Post by tmc on Sept 25, 2021 12:15:28 GMT -5
Child bragging hobbies
Regular giraffe mojo
Eric on life support
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Post by gato on Sept 25, 2021 12:22:12 GMT -5
This was their first date
He showed his fly collection
She showed him the door
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woody
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Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Sept 25, 2021 13:48:24 GMT -5
Haiku again, ah
One cannot resist the call
Now or last summer
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woody
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Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Sept 25, 2021 14:00:52 GMT -5
Hobbies, interests
share sharpening secrets with
Michael Bloomfield
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woody
Wholenote
Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Sept 25, 2021 14:13:57 GMT -5
Django’s funeral
Did he really want them to
Bury the guitar?
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Post by gato on Sept 25, 2021 15:45:01 GMT -5
I must blame myself
Can you hear the ladies' screams
Men's room is next door
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Sept 25, 2021 15:47:56 GMT -5
Haiku poetry
Has always eluded me
Because I'm missing five toes
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Post by gato on Sept 26, 2021 5:13:59 GMT -5
You are out Pete Best
Epstein does the dirty deed
Ringo gets the spot
Brian Jones says hi
From the bottom of his pool
It's all over now
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Post by gato on Sept 26, 2021 13:16:49 GMT -5
Rocky Mountain high
Fuel switch is right behind you
Look Ma I can fly
Do you have some change?
Are you taking a survey?
You are a tough sell
Our Paul McCartney
Calls out Hey Jude in his sleep
He was the walrus
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professor
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"Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet." / KMMFA
Posts: 618
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Post by professor on Sept 26, 2021 13:28:35 GMT -5
These haikus are from
pop up ads here on Moe’s thread
So annoying right now!
Forget using traps!
Strange device saving houses!
Fear not, mice all gone!
Find yearbook photos!
Classmates just a click away!
Just pick a date now!
So delicious
Satisfyingly crunchy
Bars by Quaker Oats !
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Post by gato on Sept 26, 2021 14:59:43 GMT -5
Execution Day
Please don't let me oversleep
Annoys the warden
How much do you weigh?
Do you need that cheeseburger?
You'll be my anchor
Knock knock who is there?
Serve warrants at the back door
No one dead is here
Restrung my guitar
Now I will sound like Clapton
Or a chimpanzee
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Post by gato on Sept 27, 2021 5:19:59 GMT -5
Jeff Bezos in space
All were hoping he'd stay there
He ignored our pleas
Doctor Frankenstein
All his eggs in one basket
Monster done boogied
My iPhone update
Scrubs all my toilets and floors
At last something good
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Post by gato on Sept 27, 2021 12:55:53 GMT -5
False teeth in pudding
Let's see if they fit your mouth
No desert for me
Captain Kirk to Scott
Why did you not transport me?
Scott is captain now
Quarter on the ground
I bend and back says no way
Guess I'll head on home
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Post by gato on Sept 28, 2021 5:23:06 GMT -5
Right turn at corner
Directions like Daniel Boone
Who we know is dead
Face in the mirror
Mega bucks for surgery
Sorry no refunds
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Post by gato on Sept 28, 2021 10:25:03 GMT -5
Full auto driving
Tesla has done it again
Like riding a bus
Rolling Stones concert
But no Charlie Watts in sight
The show must go on
Old jeans are too small
Must have shrunk in the closet
No way is it me
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