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Post by gato on Apr 3, 2022 5:44:55 GMT -5
Mel Gibson, still wearing his Braveheart kilt, fends off the desert thugs surrounding the good guy refinery. (Ka chunk ka chunk) They're trying to take cuts in the gas line, and Mel says "bollocks" to that. Later, injured in the crash of the souped up Ford Falcon, he's being flown to safety in his buddy's rickety helicopter, his kilt flapping in the breeze, showing the world why he's called Mad Max and not Humungus.
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Post by gato on Apr 3, 2022 13:30:43 GMT -5
Charlton Heston is fleeing Earth with a stash of Soylent Green, when his rocket crashes on the Planet of the Apes. He's not worried: he once bragged about selling ice to Eskimos, so he figures the apes are just another bunch of rubes he can exploit. But in short order he gets in trouble by telling an amorous ape customer to "keep your stinkin' paws off me. Choked out by the Gorilla Goon Squad, he wakes up on a beach in a sporty leather loincloth. He wrestles a nearby horse to the ground and rides off in search of the Lost Ark, but finds the Statue of Liberty, which is looking a bit long in the tooth. As the credits roll he's cruising the beach with his metal detector, looking for Ben Franklin.
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Post by gato on Apr 5, 2022 7:05:25 GMT -5
When Gene Wilder isn't busy in his basement in Rock Ridge, stitching dead bodies together to create the Frankenstein monster (that's pronounced Fronk-n-Steen), he's on the streets of the town, sporting his fancy two gun rig as the Waco Kid.
What would his monster think of Mongo, who is after all, "only a pawn in game of life."? Would either of them participate in the cowboy farting competition?
As Gabby Johnson would put it, " I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
And who can argue with that?
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Post by gato on Apr 5, 2022 15:02:40 GMT -5
Ernest Borgnine escapes from New York in his yellow cab, and drives to Saudi Arabia. There he picks the wrong airline and winds up crashed in the desert with pilot Jimmy Stewart, who keeps muttering, "where's that guardian angel when you really need him?" Spooked by the deranged flyboy, Ernie changes his name to Cobb, goes crazy, and wanders off into the desert, where Lee Marvin and the other Dirty Eleven kick sand in his face. He tells them that he used to command a PT Boat so they invite him to join their group to make it an even dozen. He accepts and they teach him Dirty rock climbing and how to juggle 88 mm howitzer rounds.
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Post by rickyguitar on Apr 5, 2022 15:14:35 GMT -5
Clint Eastwood. The Man With No Name kills the High Plains Drifter...or vice versa.
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