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Post by gato on Feb 5, 2020 7:59:41 GMT -5
There are an estimated 10 million nudists in the US, with 34 of the "off with their threads" resorts in Florida alone.
Why don't I go for the all natural vacation?
Well, first of all, some of the nudist collectives don't allow pets. ("I'm sorry, dude; Rex the Wonder Dog thought that was his sausage squeeker)
Others carry the nudist bit too far, insisting that cooks and wait staff dispense with clothing. There's only so much hair I can tolerate in my food and even then, only from one source.
I'd be embarrassed by my shortcomings.... you know in volleyball and water polo.
What if I walk in my sleep?
And finally, I'm really not sure which colony my sister attends, and I'd rather not listen to her rant about her scrapbooking in the nude.
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Feb 5, 2020 9:10:34 GMT -5
Nudism seems so 1970ish, I wasn't aware it was still a thing. I imagine most who participate have the physique of a Shar-pei.
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Post by gato on Feb 5, 2020 9:43:36 GMT -5
Nudism seems so 1970ish, I wasn't aware it was still a thing. I imagine most who participate have the physique of a Shar-pei. Statistically, most are of the gravity challenged generation. The younger are too busy texting to bother.
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Post by Bbendfender on Feb 5, 2020 10:19:39 GMT -5
I grew up in northeast Texas and there was a nudist camp about 10 miles north of town. It was in a heavily wooded area and I was never able to locate it. I did find out that the nudist camp was on property next to a Girl Scout encampment.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Feb 5, 2020 10:44:18 GMT -5
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Post by gato on Feb 5, 2020 11:02:04 GMT -5
I grew up in northeast Texas and there was a nudist camp about 10 miles north of town. It was in a heavily wooded area and I was never able to locate it. I did find out that the nudist camp was on property next to a Girl Scout encampment. What an opportunity to sell off a few wagon loads of Girl Scout cookies!
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 5, 2020 12:19:31 GMT -5
Man, I need some new glasses.
It's..."nudist colonies": I thought it said "nudist colonoscopies" and was going to comment that they always give me at least a flimsy little paper hospital gown t'wear...
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Post by Mfitz804 on Feb 5, 2020 13:03:06 GMT -5
I stay away because I just don’t want to give anyone an inferiority complex.
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Post by jazzguy on Feb 5, 2020 13:14:28 GMT -5
never been to a colony, but been to my fair share of beaches back in the day in Europe, they're almost hard to avoid
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Post by swampyankee on Feb 5, 2020 14:31:05 GMT -5
From what I understand, although nudity is considered "non-sexual" by most places, there's still a fair amount of coitus going on. One place I, errr, heard of has a hot tub that the regular guests refer to as the "gene pool"
Ewww...
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Post by tahitijack on Feb 5, 2020 14:58:04 GMT -5
A visit to a nudist colony sounds like a good idea....until you get there.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Feb 5, 2020 15:11:25 GMT -5
A visit to a nudist colony sounds like a good idea....until you get there. I don't need to go to realize its a bad idea.
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Post by hilltop87 on Feb 5, 2020 15:23:47 GMT -5
I would feel like a boob if I went to one.
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 5, 2020 15:30:46 GMT -5
A visit to a nudist colony sounds like a good idea....until you get there. I don't need to go to realize its a bad idea. So, I take it you guys won't be hanging out in one...
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Post by swampyankee on Feb 5, 2020 15:42:32 GMT -5
I don't need to go to realize its a bad idea. So, I take it you guys won't be hanging out in one... Well, there's a couple less people I have to worry about running into...
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Feb 5, 2020 15:58:42 GMT -5
"Hey guys, where's the beach?"
*Hands on hips*
"That way"
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Post by HenryJ on Feb 5, 2020 17:01:02 GMT -5
One of those places in PeeGoo's link is 20-25 miles from my house. I don't know anyone who's ever been there. Or admits to it.
And, no, I've never been there.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Feb 5, 2020 17:02:59 GMT -5
I don't need to go to realize its a bad idea. So, I take it you guys won't be hanging out in one... I want to express my appreciation for excellent use of double entendre.
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Post by Pinetree on Feb 5, 2020 17:18:01 GMT -5
I don't even walk around the house naked.
Anymore.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Feb 5, 2020 17:24:13 GMT -5
"Hey guys, where's the beach?" *Hands on hips* "That way" "Heyyyy nice-ta-meet-cha. You can hang your towel right here on the peg."
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Post by gato on Feb 6, 2020 10:36:17 GMT -5
"Hey guys, where's the beach?" *Hands on hips* "That way" "Heyyyy nice-ta-meet-cha. You can hang your towel right here on the peg." And if I turn around, ya got a place to stick your tennis racquet. You may recognize it from that time I snaked your shower drain.
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