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Post by gato on Jan 20, 2024 13:03:01 GMT -5
Guess what? Without any action on my part, I was sent an email this morning entitled "Magnetic Charisma: 14 Secrets to Magnetize Your Aura."
Some of the 14 secrets listed:
"Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy."
"Never go broke to impress others."
"Take a 1-5 seconds pause after getting asked a question." (unless the question is, 'where's your magnetic aura?')
The email promises to go deeper into my aura if I become a paid subscriber. But if my aura gets magnetized, won't it attract nuts and bolts at Home Depot? And if it does, how do I ever get past metal detectors in the future? Guess I'll have to pay to find out.
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Post by Taildragger on Jan 20, 2024 13:52:11 GMT -5
Not sure whether my aura magnets are alnico or ceramic.
In either case, it's been getting progressively more microphonic lately.
Maybe I should get it rewound and potted...
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Post by argo on Jan 20, 2024 19:47:50 GMT -5
I previously lost my aura,I fixed it by re-reticulating the splines while simultaneously applying a non-Floridian magnetopattern to the stress risers.
That may or may not be plagiarism.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jan 20, 2024 20:16:21 GMT -5
Nah, just my personality.
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Post by funkykikuchiyo on Jan 20, 2024 20:28:17 GMT -5
If I go longer than a day without showering or forget deodorant, but it really isn't too bad.
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Post by Taildragger on Jan 20, 2024 20:55:41 GMT -5
If you've had your aura in storage for an extended period, it's prudent to replace all the capacitors.
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Jan 22, 2024 10:33:21 GMT -5
My aura is more like an Aurora Borealis. Well, actually more like an Aurora Australis if we're being specific with cardinal direction.
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Post by Leftee on Jan 22, 2024 11:20:52 GMT -5
Did you know cardinals point north in the winter?
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Post by LTB on Jan 28, 2024 23:14:35 GMT -5
Well it depends on whether we are talking attractive or repulsive. hmmmm we have a quandary here 😁
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Post by rickyguitar on Jan 29, 2024 0:03:42 GMT -5
Yes, that's why I can't wear a watch.
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Post by slacker 🐨 on Jan 30, 2024 10:47:30 GMT -5
I've been meaning to get an aura but just never seem to get around to it. Anyone know where to find one? Also, what features should I look for?
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Post by LTB on Jan 30, 2024 14:27:38 GMT -5
I've been meaning to get an aura but just never seem to get around to it. Anyone know where to find one? Also, what features should I look for? Ask Mike, I believe he has some extras  |
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