Post by gato on Apr 3, 2024 7:17:26 GMT -5
I've been on only one cruise, so I have limited experiences to draw from. Nevertheless, like the shy public speaker who is encouraged to picture his audience in their underwear, I have to say that the mental images called up in my brain for a "Bare-adise" ship experience ... well, let's say ...uh ... maybe later.
I've been aware of various themed cruises, aimed at singles, seniors, senior-singles, and even Swifties. But Norwegian Pearl's Big Nude Boat 2025, is something I would steer around, rather than collide with like the Titanic and its iceberg. (It's a 30 year tradition, by the way)
Conjure up the memory of the mandatory life boat drill, aboard your cruise ship. Got it? Now imagine the attendees in the altogether (except life jackets).
Now allow your visualization to include the nude wait staff, flitting about the casual dining area, delivering your gourmet dinner items
(The formal dining room is a bit more restrained .... for instance, you can't show up in lingerie, but T shirts are encouraged)
"We’ll be sailing aboard the lovely Norwegian Pearl, a 2,300 passenger ship with loads of entertainment, lots of open deck space, and multiple dining options. Her specialty restaurants, and a large buffet area for nude outdoor dining, will easily accommodate a wide variety of culinary tastes. From comfortable interior staterooms to spacious balconies and top of the line accommodations in The Haven, Norwegian Pearl has a wide range of amenities to fit everyone’s style of bare cruising."
The cruise line also has a private island as a destination : "Peacefully glide along the coastline in a kayak, or soar high into the sky as you zipline across the island."
Sorry ... that naked zipline is the last straw for me. I'll be the guy on the dock waving goodbye as y'all sail into Bare-adise.
cruisebare.com/cruises/big-nude-boat-2025/
I've been aware of various themed cruises, aimed at singles, seniors, senior-singles, and even Swifties. But Norwegian Pearl's Big Nude Boat 2025, is something I would steer around, rather than collide with like the Titanic and its iceberg. (It's a 30 year tradition, by the way)
Conjure up the memory of the mandatory life boat drill, aboard your cruise ship. Got it? Now imagine the attendees in the altogether (except life jackets).
Now allow your visualization to include the nude wait staff, flitting about the casual dining area, delivering your gourmet dinner items
(The formal dining room is a bit more restrained .... for instance, you can't show up in lingerie, but T shirts are encouraged)
"We’ll be sailing aboard the lovely Norwegian Pearl, a 2,300 passenger ship with loads of entertainment, lots of open deck space, and multiple dining options. Her specialty restaurants, and a large buffet area for nude outdoor dining, will easily accommodate a wide variety of culinary tastes. From comfortable interior staterooms to spacious balconies and top of the line accommodations in The Haven, Norwegian Pearl has a wide range of amenities to fit everyone’s style of bare cruising."
The cruise line also has a private island as a destination : "Peacefully glide along the coastline in a kayak, or soar high into the sky as you zipline across the island."
Sorry ... that naked zipline is the last straw for me. I'll be the guy on the dock waving goodbye as y'all sail into Bare-adise.
cruisebare.com/cruises/big-nude-boat-2025/
