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Post by gato on Apr 7, 2024 9:44:08 GMT -5
The year is 2150. Mankind has colonized the moon and terraformed Mars, built an outpost on Europa and hollowed out an asteroid or two for human habitation. Time to head for the stars. At 4.22 light years, Proxima Centauri is the closest, and with the latest in propulsion, it will take only five hundred years to get there. The multi-generational starship is crewed by genetically selected people dedicated to this staggeringly complex mission .. they know they won't live to complete the voyage, but their far future descendants will.
And in 2650, the 617th generation aboard the ship, finally reaches one of Proxima's habitable planets.
Imagine their surprise at being welcomed by the Earthlings, who live there.
"Oh, we came up with Trans-Warp technology 50 years after you launched. We got here over 400 years ago. We were going to contact you while you were en route, but you know what? I guess we just got busy and forgot. Can you stay for lunch?"
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 7, 2024 11:08:41 GMT -5
Two questions:
•Does the bone loss caused by the weightlessness of space mean that the descendants of the original Proxima Centauri crew will arrive at their destination looking something like human Jell-O molds?
•Wasn't Proxima Centauri the female-impersonating, lead singer of the Punk band Trans-Warp?
Inquiring minds wish t'know...
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Post by LVF on Apr 7, 2024 14:15:02 GMT -5
This is what happens when you send Kahn in the warp ship instead of Spock. Spock would have caught up with the generation ship and offered them a tow. What about Kirk? Did I mention Spock would have caught up?
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