Ragic
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Post by Ragic on Jan 8, 2020 10:09:28 GMT -5
I'm the maintenance guy for a police dept. I've been putting these on pens, markers, bananas, computer mice, and AR training magazines, and night sticks. Funny stuff! For rectal use only! |
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Post by gato on Jan 8, 2020 10:12:42 GMT -5
Be careful you don't have one of these stuck to your shirt!
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Ragic
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Post by Ragic on Jan 8, 2020 10:40:41 GMT -5
LOL Cops are like 15 year old boys with the humor of 10 year olds. Pranks are a part of life at the station.
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Post by gato on Jan 8, 2020 10:53:31 GMT -5
a few pranks I have seem at various stations:
Putting confetti in the vents of a patrol car, so that the stuff blasts out when the A/C is switched on
Getting into someone's locker and "reconstructing" the gear on his Sam Browne belt so that the holster is upside down (especially hilarious when the victim is habitually late to shift briefing)
Setting up a prank phone call, and when the deputy answers, the station operator switches the line to broadcast over all the PA speakers in the building
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jan 8, 2020 11:39:29 GMT -5
I'm the maintenance guy for a police dept. I've been putting these on pens, markers, bananas, computer mice, and AR training magazines, and night sticks. Funny stuff! For rectal use only!Are you sure this is true? I saw this pop up as a Twitter prank a few days ago... EDIT: There's a Twitter account dedicated to it. twitter.com/userectal |
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jan 8, 2020 11:42:11 GMT -5
Now THAT is funny stuff! I used to buy packs of these pens and randomly leave a pen on peoples' desks throughout the building. Took 'em about a year to discover who the Phantom Pen Menace was:  |
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JDC
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Post by JDC on Jan 8, 2020 11:46:46 GMT -5
Ok ... what I want to know is what you were looking for that caused you to end up on the "For Rectal Use Only" eBay page lol.
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Ragic
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Post by Ragic on Jan 8, 2020 12:45:23 GMT -5
LOL I saw the stickers on someone's Facebook page and went to Ebay to see if they were for real. Yep, they are! I have a roll of them. Ebay has other types too.
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Post by LTB on Jan 8, 2020 12:58:15 GMT -5
I'm the maintenance guy for a police dept. I've been putting these on pens, markers, bananas, computer mice, and AR training magazines, and night sticks. Funny stuff! For rectal use only!At least you are until one happens to be on this forum 😂 |
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Post by LTB on Jan 8, 2020 13:01:34 GMT -5
Now THAT is funny stuff! I used to buy packs of these pens and randomly leave a pen on peoples' desks throughout the building. Took 'em about a year to discover who the Phantom Pen Menace was: 😂 😂 😂 😂 I like the 1st and 5th pens the best! |
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Post by gato on Jan 8, 2020 13:05:36 GMT -5
Now THAT is funny stuff! I used to buy packs of these pens and randomly leave a pen on peoples' desks throughout the building. Took 'em about a year to discover who the Phantom Pen Menace was: Those are great. I could have used some of those when my pen was being "borrowed" all the time in the days of yore. |
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Cassie Play
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Post by Cassie Play on Jan 8, 2020 16:29:47 GMT -5
This is why I like it here. It's just like MAD Magazine. Love the stickers and the pens!
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Post by Vibroluxer on Jan 8, 2020 18:21:15 GMT -5
^this
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Post by Leftee on Jan 8, 2020 18:58:26 GMT -5
What me worry?!?!
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RogerD
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Post by RogerD on Jan 8, 2020 19:11:33 GMT -5
Perhaps the pranks, aka practical jokes, act as a stress-reliever for what I imagine can be a stressful occupation?
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Post by stratcowboy on Jan 8, 2020 19:15:35 GMT -5
You gonna put 'em on the morning donuts?
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Post by amstrat on Jan 8, 2020 19:37:37 GMT -5
This and many more reasons that i like moes2. I'm sorry this is funny. :-)
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Post by Chris Greene on Jan 8, 2020 20:39:50 GMT -5
Reed and Malloy wouldn't have put up with this nonsense. And Joe Friday? Fuhgeddiboudit.
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Post by Leftee on Jan 8, 2020 20:41:30 GMT -5
I think “Paunch” would have blindly followed the instructions.
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Ragic
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Post by Ragic on Jan 8, 2020 22:30:41 GMT -5
I have to get those pens! I've been there for 12 years and believe me, those guys are pranksters.
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