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Post by gato on Aug 1, 2020 9:06:20 GMT -5
Let's Haiku again in 5-7-5 syllable format ............. but only write about Moe's Tavern threads like:
Eat corn on the cob
Are sideways or up and down
The only choices?
Shaving by yourself
Or at the hands of a pro
Still cuts like a knife
Stolen credit card
Girlfriend falls from the ceiling
Arrest her not me
Man bun gear is hot
Look at my cool leather bag
Am I nut or fruit?
Planted Chinese seeds
My wife was replaced by them
Alien seed pods
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Post by RufusTeleStrat on Aug 1, 2020 11:03:51 GMT -5
Words on the paper
Easily get flushed downward
Homework in the can
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Post by gato on Aug 1, 2020 15:12:41 GMT -5
Elvis song about
Killer thigh cramps in the night
Died in his bathroom
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 5:27:45 GMT -5
Hummingbirds are not
Giraffes of suburbia
But they fly better
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 10:36:43 GMT -5
Waited in a line
What are we waiting to buy?
No one has a clue
Working out at home
One big fork full at a time
That bulge ain't muscles
Rocketship to Mars
Now have to wait seven months
Were we invited?
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Post by RufusTeleStrat on Aug 2, 2020 12:29:27 GMT -5
Welcome to Mars Man
Alien Welcome Wagon
Strange Tentacles wave
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 12:52:52 GMT -5
No more alcohol
Isopropyl don't taste great
That the last Chevis?
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woody
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Post by woody on Aug 2, 2020 14:44:09 GMT -5
Late night radio
keeping the truckers awake
and out of the ditch
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woody
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Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Aug 2, 2020 14:57:51 GMT -5
Un-sweetened ice tea?
What the heck is wrong with you?
Must be a Yankee.
Can marriage be saved?
Corn eating is so stressful
Better just pack it all in
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 15:19:42 GMT -5
My own closet door
Ignored social distancing
Check out this goose egg
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woody
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Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Aug 2, 2020 15:43:19 GMT -5
Jhawkr asks us
How is your weight loss going?
Fatsos hang their heads
Man bun a target
What a great trophy to hang
From my tall lodge pole
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 15:46:29 GMT -5
Doctor John Weed Smell
Found my heart sounds Sirius
On the AM band
Ice tea is too cold
To serve in giraffe prison
Without Quaker Oats
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woody
Wholenote
Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Aug 2, 2020 16:40:18 GMT -5
Laser-like focus
Write about Moe's Tavern threads
Gato pulls me in
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Post by gato on Aug 2, 2020 16:45:10 GMT -5
Losing weight is good
Gaining knowledge is better
Who you calling fat?
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Post by rangercaster on Aug 2, 2020 17:51:48 GMT -5
My dog farts a lot ...
And so do I...
We need to get out more often ...
Smells bad in here ...
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woody
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Posts: 245
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Post by woody on Aug 2, 2020 18:30:50 GMT -5
Foot fetish, dogfights?
Hummingbirds have GPS?
I like my birds fried.
Ammo hard to find?
Saw this coming stashed a bunch
My bunker is full
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Post by gato on Aug 3, 2020 5:48:44 GMT -5
Couldn't pay me to
Do professional horseshoes
With Monty Python
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Post by gato on Aug 4, 2020 9:24:20 GMT -5
Always put the cart
Before any acronym
About Chinese seeds
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