The Beatles REboot

Okay, siting here watching the rain come down (it actually does rain in California) and thought of this:
How about taking song titles and altering them with accompanying explanations.
I went with the Beatles to start:

I Want to Fold This Hand
(gambling was not the Beatles' strong suit

Drain
(Lennon's ode to bad plumbing)

All My Liver 
(The lads regretfully turned down David Crosby)

Octomom's Garden
(We call them garden gnomes now, and 8 really was enough)

Dang, You CAN Do That
(Everybody's green, cause I'm the one who can still touch my toes)

Ovelay Emay Oday
(George Martin had tried to dissuade the boys from writing Love Me Do in pig Latin, but they did it anyway, so that explains why it didn't take off like Pizza Please Me.

Spigot to Ride
(Paul's celebration of hot and cold running water)

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Inspector Clouseau's Minky
(The main reason you don't see any chimps on Beatle album covers)

Can't Bite Me, Love
(The second film, in color this time, was going to feature vampire fans)

Carry That Weight Outside
(Ringo's mother-in-law was rather hefty)