Post by gato on Jan 1, 2021 11:26:20 GMT -5
With all the prequels, sequels and mindless numbering of movie versions (Friday the 13th 1-27), Hollywood can't seem to break out of the cycle: if one movie is a hit, six more just like it can't miss. But they do.
What if some forward thinking Hollywood suit floated the idea of taking all the blockbuster films and re-doing them as musicals.
Terminator, the musical:
Naked Arnold entertains the folks in that biker bar, doing "the Robot," to tunes on the jukebox
Rocky, the musical:
Rocky is lured out of the Gay Men's Choir by Adrian and ONG... the two of them twirling on the ice, figure skating on Thanksgiving! It's to die for!
Predator, the musical:
The Alien Pred critter busts out some treetop break dancing
Unforgiven, the musical:
In the iconic shootout scene with Gene Hackman, Clint Eastwood hits the high notes with his song, "Deserve's Got Nuthin' to Do With It," which goes on to be a bigger hit than "Surrey With the Fringe on Top," from Oklahoma.
What if some forward thinking Hollywood suit floated the idea of taking all the blockbuster films and re-doing them as musicals.
Terminator, the musical:
Naked Arnold entertains the folks in that biker bar, doing "the Robot," to tunes on the jukebox
Rocky, the musical:
Rocky is lured out of the Gay Men's Choir by Adrian and ONG... the two of them twirling on the ice, figure skating on Thanksgiving! It's to die for!
Predator, the musical:
The Alien Pred critter busts out some treetop break dancing
Unforgiven, the musical:
In the iconic shootout scene with Gene Hackman, Clint Eastwood hits the high notes with his song, "Deserve's Got Nuthin' to Do With It," which goes on to be a bigger hit than "Surrey With the Fringe on Top," from Oklahoma.
