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Post by gato on Jan 17, 2021 17:03:19 GMT -5
What if a burglar breaks in while I'm at work, and rummages through my dirty underwear?
Which bottle of urine in my refrigerator is the one that goes to the lab tomorrow?
I may have put last night's aluminum can in the wrong bin, and now it's out at the curb.
Did the wife leave her curling iron plugged in next to those survivalist drums of gasoline again?
Would it really be so bad if I got my kid that giant squid he wants?
For once my neighbor's dog isn't barking. Is it dead? Will he blame me?
What if Amazon delivers my life size Lady Latex Action doll to the wrong address?
Do I really care what the neighbors think about what I bury in my basement?
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Post by Taildragger on Jan 17, 2021 18:37:18 GMT -5
Ooops: I thought this was the Viagra thread...
*goes back out the door*
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Post by LesTele on Jan 17, 2021 18:42:08 GMT -5
I thought it was the extreme coffee drinkers thread...
I’m off too
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Post by RufusTeleStrat on Jan 17, 2021 19:35:38 GMT -5
Fluffers to isle three for cleanup.
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Post by HenryJ on Jan 17, 2021 20:19:36 GMT -5
Did I turn my phone’s sound off? And is it here in the bedroom!
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Post by Riff Twang on Jan 17, 2021 22:44:09 GMT -5
So this isn't the noisy neighbour thread...
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Post by LTB on Jan 18, 2021 20:14:55 GMT -5
We don't do urine samples in the fridge LOL  |
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Post by gato on Jan 19, 2021 6:50:38 GMT -5
We don't do urine samples in the fridge LOL Just the stool samples, then? |
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Post by gato on Jan 19, 2021 7:08:24 GMT -5
Other issues that prevent sleep....
If not in the refrigerator, where do others keep their urine samples? Are they at least color-labeled for individual family members?
How do I approach my neighbor now that he's turned the lawn mower I lent him into a go kart?
How did my name get on the Victoria's Secret catalog list?
Did I leave a lottery ticket in the pocket of that jacket I donated?
What does the grocery checker think about me buying cucumbers?
I think I may have offended a telemarketer this morning.
What if he's upset with me?
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Post by LTB on Jan 19, 2021 16:46:04 GMT -5
We don't do urine samples in the fridge LOL Just the stool samples, then? You know it LOL |
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Post by Riff Twang on Jan 20, 2021 0:30:47 GMT -5
We don't do urine samples in the fridge LOL
Me neither. I do them in the bathroom and only store them in the fridge.  |
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Post by LTB on Jan 20, 2021 2:10:46 GMT -5
We don't do urine samples in the fridge LOL
Me neither. I do them in the bathroom and only store them in the fridge. Ha ha lol😂😂😂😉😂 |
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