Post by gato on Feb 26, 2021 9:16:44 GMT -5
To the tune of "Nowhere Man"
I bought real Tupperware
Keep my unused taters there
Who will eat my tater tots?
Well, nobody
Bought the kind with no clear view
Came with lids just one or two
Isn't that what you'd expect to see
Tupperware - don't bake it
Microwave - it can take it
Tupperware, that slop there inside
Is not in demand
Tupperware as you can see
Doesn't work with eggs or brie
Martha Stewart scorns its use all
Tupperware, be wary
Hide your lids, don't tarry
Put them all where nobody else
Can put them at hand
Tupperware that ain't so new
Shows its age and so do you
Isn't that a bit like you and me?
Tupperware now hissin'
Stupid chef didn't listen
Tupperware your hot molten stew is burning his hand
I bought real Tupperware
Keep my unused taters there
Who will eat my tater tots?
Well, nobody
Who will eat my tater tots
Well, nobody
Who will eat my tater tots
Well, nobody!
I bought real Tupperware
Keep my unused taters there
Who will eat my tater tots?
Well, nobody
Bought the kind with no clear view
Came with lids just one or two
Isn't that what you'd expect to see
Tupperware - don't bake it
Microwave - it can take it
Tupperware, that slop there inside
Is not in demand
Tupperware as you can see
Doesn't work with eggs or brie
Martha Stewart scorns its use all
Tupperware, be wary
Hide your lids, don't tarry
Put them all where nobody else
Can put them at hand
Tupperware that ain't so new
Shows its age and so do you
Isn't that a bit like you and me?
Tupperware now hissin'
Stupid chef didn't listen
Tupperware your hot molten stew is burning his hand
I bought real Tupperware
Keep my unused taters there
Who will eat my tater tots?
Well, nobody
Who will eat my tater tots
Well, nobody
Who will eat my tater tots
Well, nobody!
