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Post by Blacksunshine on Feb 26, 2021 12:42:31 GMT -5
Have a great day, you no-talent assclown.....
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 26, 2021 12:43:30 GMT -5
But he has such nice hair...
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Feb 26, 2021 13:06:17 GMT -5
you no-talent assclown..... Love "Office Space" references. |
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Post by Leftee on Feb 26, 2021 14:16:49 GMT -5
Have a great day, you no-talent assclown..... I’m more than a little concerned that you know his birthday. If asked, can you produce your man card? |
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Post by LTB on Feb 26, 2021 14:27:56 GMT -5
Have a great day, you no-talent assclown..... I’m more than a little concerned that you know his birthday. If asked, can you produce your man card? Hmmmm |
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Post by jazzguy on Feb 26, 2021 14:35:51 GMT -5
well, I did notice these commercials finally disappeared this year
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Post by Blacksunshine on Feb 26, 2021 14:45:07 GMT -5
Have a great day, you no-talent assclown..... I’m more than a little concerned that you know his birthday. If asked, can you produce your man card? Ha! |
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Post by Blacksunshine on Feb 26, 2021 14:46:14 GMT -5
How do you know that I'm not Michael Bolton, Leftee??  PS, you can just call me Mike. |
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Post by Leftee on Feb 26, 2021 14:49:43 GMT -5
How do you know that I'm not Michael Bolton, Leftee?? PS, you can just call me Mike. You have a serious self-loathing thing going on, Mike. |
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Post by Taildragger on Feb 26, 2021 14:51:16 GMT -5
Wow: he shreds, too?
What's he singin'? What blows?
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Post by HenryJ on Feb 26, 2021 15:25:03 GMT -5
Why are y'all knocking Michael Bolton? He designed a manufacturing process enabling electric guitars to be manufactured and thus sold for 1/3 the cost of other guitars. The Bolton neck!  Hey, if something is wrong with the guitar, either keep the neck or the body and discard the bad part. Or just re-install the neck! |
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Post by Leftee on Feb 26, 2021 16:38:27 GMT -5
Why are y'all knocking Michael Bolton? He designed a manufacturing process enabling electric guitars to be manufactured and thus sold for 1/3 the cost of other guitars. The Bolton neck! Hey, if something is wrong with the guitar, either keep the neck or the body and discard the bad part. Or just re-install the neck! 🏆 |
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Post by gato on Feb 26, 2021 17:20:27 GMT -5
Hey, if a "man loves a woman," and that man is Michael Bolton, does she have to love him back?
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Post by Larry Madsen on Feb 26, 2021 18:06:54 GMT -5
I've never understood all the ragging that goes on toward him.
Bolton's achievements include selling more than 75 million records, recording eight top 10 albums and two number-one singles on the Billboard charts.
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Post by gbfun on Feb 26, 2021 18:52:20 GMT -5
I'm with Larry ! At one time Mr. Bolton had an awesomely full and high and powerful voice and had the balls to run around performing all over the world as the star performer. And the rest of you ? Ha. Clearly some people don't know what all that takes..... Can we respect ALL musicians more ? Music is a tough path, right ? (Except for those guys that just plink a few notes on the keyboards each song ! Hey, I'll do that for money ! Those guys make me smile... |
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Post by LTB on Feb 26, 2021 20:18:34 GMT -5
I've never understood all the ragging that goes on toward him. Bolton's achievements include selling more than 75 million records, recording eight top 10 albums and two number-one singles on the Billboard charts. While not my favorite. I don’t think he is that bad. Maybe some jeelosy goin on here 😂😉 |
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Post by Blacksunshine on Feb 26, 2021 20:57:12 GMT -5
Jeez, this took an unnecessarily serious turn.
Truth be told, we share a birthday, and instead of wishing myself happy birthday like a lot of folks here do, the last few years even going back to the FDP days, I wish him happy birthday instead.
It was supposed to be funny (and it usually is), but, well......
Sigh.....
Next year I'll think twice about cracking Michael Bolton jokes.
*rolls eyes*
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Post by Blacksunshine on Feb 26, 2021 20:58:19 GMT -5
PS, thanks to those that got the Office Space reference.
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Post by Leftee on Feb 26, 2021 21:14:43 GMT -5
Happy birthday!
Well forget again next year.
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Post by LTB on Feb 26, 2021 21:47:41 GMT -5
PS, thanks to those that got the Office Space reference. Office space, lol My daughter loves that show. I can’t stand it . To me it is one huge bore. I guess that is the difference between young and whimsical and old and boring ! 😂 |
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Post by Ragtop on Feb 27, 2021 7:03:10 GMT -5
I think I told this Michael Bolton many years ago on the FDP, but I like the memory so I'll tell it again.
Back in my LEO days, one sergeant had head up the security detail at the county fair in the summertime. I always volunteered for it because it was a nice change of pace, got me out of the office, and I made a ton of OT.
Every night was a different act in the arena. Good shows, like Garth Brooks, Faith Hill (both very nice), Tanya Tucker (not nice...). And then Michael Bolton. This was back when he had the hair, and the rumor was that he was gay.
He and his entourage arrived in two big limos, and I was there to keep an eye on things. MB exited his limo followed by 6 of the most beautiful, heart-breakingly gorgeous women I have ever seen in my whole life, all dressed in little party dresses. Cleavage galore. I mean, I don't know what planet these women were from, but they were otherworldly stunning. Not of this world. MB gave me a smile and a nod as he passed me by with my jaw resting on the pavement.
So much for that rumor.
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Post by Leftee on Feb 27, 2021 9:20:14 GMT -5
PS, thanks to those that got the Office Space reference. Office space, lol My daughter loves that show. I can’t stand it . To me it is one huge bore. I guess that is the difference between young and whimsical and old and boring ! 😂 The reference in this thread is to the movie. The show is “The Office.” |
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Feb 27, 2021 14:07:20 GMT -5
I mean, I don't know what planet these women were from, but they were otherworldly stunning. Not of this world. There are some gorgeous transsexuals out there -- miracle of modern science and all that. I wouldn't be too quick to debunk the gay thing -- NTTAWWT. In my prime and wildest imagination I could not imagine a scenario where I would be able "entertain" six women in one night. |
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Post by Vibroluxer on Feb 27, 2021 15:31:05 GMT -5
If you have 6 women, they are supposed to entertain you.
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Feb 27, 2021 15:40:35 GMT -5
If you have 6 women, they are supposed to entertain you. Yeah -- if you have Michael Bolton money. In my "prime", all I had was my boyish charm and a hard body. That doesn't go very far. |
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Post by surfinboy on Mar 1, 2021 15:24:34 GMT -5
It takes a ton for me to jump on a hatewagon and I never joined his. Being a working musician is tough enough and anyone as successful as Michael Bolton is doing something right. Album sales, sold-out shows and songwriting/publishing credits out the yin-yang. You can't argue with the results. I also love that he's so often in on the joke - people like him and Kenny G (another guy who can play his tail off) are always cool with parodies and digs at their own music. Not taking themselves too seriously has certainly paid off.
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Post by gbfun on Mar 1, 2021 18:36:19 GMT -5
Ragtop mentioned heartbreakingly stunning otherworldly fems and I was reminded of my college days in the rich areas of Los Angeles...from Malibu to Palos Verdes and especially Hollywood. These stunning women absolutely exist, and if you see one, you'll never forget ! For though the internet attempts to feature their awesome beauty and magnetism, it just can't capture a real life experience. Marilyn Monroe is one example. EVERYONE noticed her at ALL times. She became a Star but I saw a dozen others just as amazing, with almost overwhelming MAGNETISM that I can't even describe. And film rarely, if ever, captures.
In fact, this is how LA got started on it's reputation of a "city that never walks" 100 years ago...early on in Hollywood, too many strongly magnetic women walking along while shopping etc., were causing too many car accidents, so walking was discouraged !
Ok. I made that last statement up.
But it COULD have been true !
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Post by Larry Madsen on Mar 1, 2021 19:44:43 GMT -5
Ragtop mentioned heartbreakingly stunning otherworldly fems We get that in Vegas as well. Some of the beautiful ladies I see in the Hotel would be hard to imagine if they were not right there in front of me. |
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Post by Leftee on Mar 1, 2021 19:48:34 GMT -5
This is the longest birthday thread ever.
Yay MB!
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