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Post by gato on Mar 9, 2021 8:09:13 GMT -5
"People are signing up to hug cows at sanctuaries across the country, many desperate for affection as the nation approaches a full year of social distancing during the pandemic." A cow hugging session is typically $75 per hour, and is popular in several states including Hawaii. Most sanctuaries are booked up months in advance. (Do not have McDonald's or Burger King on your breath, as your cow may judge you.) Cow cuddling is also popular in the Netherlands, where it is called "koe knuffelen." www.onlyinyourstate.com/arizona/hug-a-cow-az/ |
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Post by LTB on Mar 9, 2021 20:29:38 GMT -5
 What a loony tunes idea, lol
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 10, 2021 0:35:07 GMT -5
I was going to speculate as to whether these therapeutic bovines should be referred to as "emotional support cows", but was worried that my query might be misconstrued to be an attempt to coin a disparaging, male-chauvinist synonym for "spouse".
No need to finger point or issue stern, punitive orders: I'm already on my way to go stand in the corner to "think about what I've done"...
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Post by gato on Mar 10, 2021 6:29:34 GMT -5
I was going to speculate as to whether these therapeutic bovines should be referred to as "emotional support cows", but was worried that my query might be misconstrued to be an attempt to coin a disparaging, male-chauvinist synonym for "spouse". No need to finger point or issue stern, punitive orders: I'm already on my way to go stand in the corner to "think about what I've done"... We are all udderly woke to your chauvinist thought bubble. When you're done standing in the corner, you have to stay in from recess and clean the blackboard erasers. |
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Mar 10, 2021 8:14:36 GMT -5
Its a little known fact that hugged cows provide the most tender meat. I'd pay $75 to hug one, but would expect a nice stack of ribeyes in return.
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Post by Tequila Rob on Mar 10, 2021 9:57:40 GMT -5
Shop around...I'll bet you can find a cow that will do it for less.....
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Post by gato on Mar 10, 2021 12:33:32 GMT -5
Shop around...I'll bet you can find a cow that will do it for less..... Possibly, but you know they'll be bossy. |
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Post by Mfitz804 on Mar 10, 2021 16:08:02 GMT -5
Its a little known fact that hugged cows provide the most tender meat. And just like that, Auf Kiltre invented the new American version of Waygu beef. |
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What a loony tunes idea, lol 
