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Post by NoSoapRadio on Jun 22, 2021 10:00:23 GMT -5
I guess I could have added this to Gato's thread on the subject -- but this is just too hilarious and I didn't want it to get buried.
"More than 60,000 people have signed petitions to stop Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth after his Blue Origin space flight next month.
Bezos, the world’s richest man with a net worth of approximately $200 billion, “is actually Lex Luthor,” that petition says, referring to the DC Comics supervillain. “He’s actually an evil overlord hellbent on global domination. We’ve known this for years.”
The author of the petition also claims that Bezos, 57, has “worked with the Epsteins and the Knights Templar, as well as the Free Masons to gain control over the whole world.”"
I don't necessarily have anything against bazillionaires, but ...
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 22, 2021 10:15:43 GMT -5
I mean the dude looks like Lex Luthor already, we should probably be careful. It’s a good preemptive strike.
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Post by gato on Jun 22, 2021 10:59:35 GMT -5
His plan all along was to invent a rocket that would allow him to enter low earth orbit, and spray paint boobs on the hood of Elon Musk's orbiting Tesla.
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Post by Lefty Rev on Jun 22, 2021 15:21:41 GMT -5
Maybe he should just buy the moon... but who should he send the check to?
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 22, 2021 16:12:45 GMT -5
Maybe he should just buy the moon... but who should he send the check to? Bill Gates, probably. |
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Post by JDC on Jun 22, 2021 17:31:06 GMT -5
According to the author of the petition: “Billionaire’s should not exist … on earth, or in space, but should they decide the latter they should stay there.”
Guess I'm safe. Whew! I was worried that the "cutoff point" would be somewhat lower and I, too, would be banished lol
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Post by Leftee on Jun 22, 2021 19:49:47 GMT -5
While he seems a Prime candidate, this is no way to talk about his rocket.
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Post by LTB on Jun 22, 2021 21:42:12 GMT -5
Yeah and take FB's dummy, Twitter's jerk and add in a few more knuckle heads for a one way trip  |
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