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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 22, 2021 21:45:06 GMT -5
My wife texted me this morning to show me pictures of a fox that was seen in the park that we used to take my daughter to when she was younger.
My response was “I saw a fox every time I was there with you”.
That’s being smooth lol.
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Post by Taildragger on Jun 22, 2021 22:23:54 GMT -5
Uh-oh: I sent my wife sent me PICs of a mangy coyote that was in the park that we used to take my daughter to when she was younger.
And she said...
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Post by roly on Jun 22, 2021 23:59:06 GMT -5
So....what happened later that night?
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Post by gato on Jun 23, 2021 5:43:46 GMT -5
I sent my wife a selfie of me in the park we used to go to. I was kicking back feeding the ducks
She texted me back that I was supposed to be helping her move the furniture for the new carpet installation.
I wrote back, "I know. And my dinner better be ready when I get home. This duck feeding is hard work."
Later, at the house, she wasn't home. I did her a solid by texting that my recliner wasn't anywhere on the new carpet.
Her answer was a picture of my recliner, half submerged in the duck pond at the park.
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Post by Taildragger on Jun 23, 2021 8:37:44 GMT -5
Did your entire wardrobe fit on the lawn, or did she have to toss some of it into the street?
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 23, 2021 8:41:25 GMT -5
So....what happened later that night? She went to bed while I did 4 loads of laundry. So the usual. |
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Post by rickyguitar on Jun 23, 2021 12:24:48 GMT -5
When you take here to a movie say "1 senior and 1 hot young chick:. Smooth.
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Post by gato on Jun 23, 2021 14:29:38 GMT -5
When you take here to a movie say "1 senior and 1 hot young chick:. Smooth. Or one senior and one senorita. Ole! Muy suave! |
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Post by Leftee on Jun 23, 2021 18:38:09 GMT -5
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Post by Taildragger on Jun 23, 2021 18:59:28 GMT -5
"Suave the decks, me hearties! Arrrrrr!"
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 23, 2021 19:23:09 GMT -5
This guy knew it all.
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matryx81
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I think I know the reason but I can't spell it.
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Post by matryx81 on Jun 23, 2021 20:43:47 GMT -5
She went to bed while I did 4 loads of laundry. 4?! If I get 2 done in a night, it is incredible. (I have 3 children under 10 though, so maybe that has an effect.) |
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 23, 2021 21:07:40 GMT -5
She went to bed while I did 4 loads of laundry. 4?! If I get 2 done in a night, it is incredible. (I have 3 children under 10 though, so maybe that has an effect.) I don’t sleep as much as I ought to, and she goes to bed early so I get a pretty good head start. |
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Post by RufusTeleStrat on Jun 23, 2021 22:03:32 GMT -5
Ask her if it hurt. When she fell from heaven.
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Post by satele on Jun 23, 2021 23:06:58 GMT -5
You ol' silver tongued devil, you!
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Post by funkykikuchiyo on Jun 24, 2021 9:09:05 GMT -5
"Do you drink 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking Whole if you wanted to."
-Napoleon Dynamite.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 24, 2021 9:40:05 GMT -5
"Do you drink 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking Whole if you wanted to." -Napoleon Dynamite. I love that movie. So awful it’s great. |
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Post by Leftee on Jun 24, 2021 9:53:32 GMT -5
I couldn’t get past the awful. But I get it.
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Post by funkykikuchiyo on Jun 24, 2021 10:45:34 GMT -5
I couldn’t get past the awful. But I get it. It isn't for every audience. I think the combination of me being about the same age as the creators and that I also went to a rural high school meant that there were lots of in jokes and recognizable things that resonated more with me.
Or, maybe not.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 24, 2021 12:09:48 GMT -5
I just have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.
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Post by Leftee on Jun 24, 2021 12:24:14 GMT -5
I just have the sense of humor of a 12 year old. I probably need to rewatch this movie. |
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