jtheissen
Wholenote
Montana lurker, mostly🎸
Posts: 203
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Post by jtheissen on Jun 23, 2021 8:54:17 GMT -5
The heated terlet seat for sure. Great in the winter time. Went camping a couple of weeks ago with the travel trailer, 60s and 70s out. The throne in the back of the trailer was arctic to sit on. Painful really, took my breath away each time. Spoiled butt cheeks. Glad to get home on the hot seat!
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Post by gato on Jun 23, 2021 9:13:17 GMT -5
The heated terlet seat for sure. Great in the winter time. Went camping a couple of weeks ago with the travel trailer, 60s and 70s out. The throne in the back of the trailer was arctic to sit on. Painful really, took my breath away each time. Spoiled butt cheeks. Glad to get home on the hot seat! Like most of my electronic gizmos, my bidet / toilet seat has about 99 more features than I need. Apparently I can give my backside a pulsing razzle dazzle wash, with more menu choices than the local Chinese take out place. The spray can move forward and backwards. Its little nozzle can be tightened down to a deadly needle sharp spray, capable of cutting through quarter inch steel. There are a dozen "drying modes," so sophisticated I could style my hair with them, if I were willing to stick my head in the pre-flushed toilet. The bidet has a light display to guide me to the toilet in the dead of night, drawing me in like a mosquito to a bug zapper ... and THAT has a dozen choices too: bright light, colored, choices of colors. I haven't read to the back of the bidet manual yet, but I suspect I can program in a play list of music from my iPhone, starting off with Yellow Submarine. |
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Post by rok-a-bill-e on Jun 23, 2021 9:41:45 GMT -5
Well other than those issues, how do you like the cleaning, and the drying?
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jun 23, 2021 12:32:03 GMT -5
Built in water fountain.
Wait…you’re not supposed to…
…never mind.
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Post by gato on Jun 23, 2021 14:26:22 GMT -5
Built in water fountain. Wait…you’re not supposed to… …never mind. Well, as long as you're down there getting your hair dried ... might get thirsty. |
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Post by rickyguitar on Jun 23, 2021 20:35:41 GMT -5
Soft voice? Just saying.
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