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Post by gato on Jul 11, 2021 7:17:45 GMT -5
Loneliness has apparently become so acute worldwide, that a firm called RentAFriend is wracking up some hefty profits. I know what you're thinking, but this is no "escort" site. In fact, if you're willing to pony up $120, you can link up with one of more than 600,000 friends for hire, under categories like: Introduce you to people Wingman/Wingwoman Friends With Disabled Friends with Seniors Poetry/Art/Drawing Teaching Manners Amusement Parks Family Functions Workout Partner Business Events Outdoor Events The list goes on. Loneliness, the mental health experts say, puts our bodies into a state of high alert, with stress hormones and increased blood pressure. It's worse, they say, than not exercising, being obese or smoking 15 cigarettes a day. In the US, 15% of men say they have no close friends. In Japan, people over 65 routinely commit crimes, just to be sent to jail, where they won't have to face isolation. This was the case before the pandemic, and continues today. Seems counterintuitive that on our overcrowded planet loneliness would be such a social factor, but let's face it ... packed into a subway car where it's standing room only, you look around and everyone is self-isolating. rentafriend.com/
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Post by funkykikuchiyo on Jul 11, 2021 7:40:19 GMT -5
Where the "friend to borrow money from" option? Then I can borrow a little more than it costs to rent them, and make a small profit.
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Post by Taildragger on Jul 11, 2021 9:06:18 GMT -5
And they said y'can't buy loyalty...
"I'll be your friend, but check-out time is 11".
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Jul 11, 2021 10:30:28 GMT -5
I have a dog -- I'm all set.
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Jul 11, 2021 23:28:39 GMT -5
^^^There are even rent-a-dog companies.
A dog is an outstanding walking partner.
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Post by gato on Jul 12, 2021 5:24:40 GMT -5
^^^There are even rent-a-dog companies. A dog is an outstanding walking partner. There are rent-a-goat franchises out here. The goats eat a fire "safe zone" around houses in wild fire areas.
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Post by Taildragger on Jul 12, 2021 9:00:58 GMT -5
Just don't rent a sheep: have some dignity!
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jul 12, 2021 10:40:43 GMT -5
^^^There are even rent-a-dog companies. A dog is an outstanding walking partner. And in some instances, a great wingman as well.
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jul 12, 2021 10:42:18 GMT -5
I do enjoy the list of things the rented friend can do. Who hasn't needed a poetry buddy every now and again?
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Post by Vibroluxer on Jul 12, 2021 10:49:04 GMT -5
Think I could borrow $250 from my new friend?
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Post by Mfitz804 on Jul 12, 2021 11:10:32 GMT -5
Think I could borrow $250 from my new friend? Borrow the exact amount that you paid him.
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