Post by gato on Jan 23, 2022 7:17:56 GMT -5
So two men walk into an Irish post office, holding up a third guy, who happens to be dead. (Sounds like the beginning of a joke, right?)
They had learned earlier in the day, that in order to helpfully collect a pension payment for someone, that certain "someone" would have to be present. Alas, they quickly discovered that the guy would have to be alive, too, and the post office staff were not impressed with efforts to pass him off as such. (His feet were dragging as the two propped him up).
When their bluff was called, they dumped the corpse and fled.
Had they seen "Weekend at Bernie's"? The investigation continues.
www.standard.co.uk/news/world/carlow-ireland-dead-man-post-office-pension-gardai-b978210.html
They had learned earlier in the day, that in order to helpfully collect a pension payment for someone, that certain "someone" would have to be present. Alas, they quickly discovered that the guy would have to be alive, too, and the post office staff were not impressed with efforts to pass him off as such. (His feet were dragging as the two propped him up).
When their bluff was called, they dumped the corpse and fled.
Had they seen "Weekend at Bernie's"? The investigation continues.
www.standard.co.uk/news/world/carlow-ireland-dead-man-post-office-pension-gardai-b978210.html
