mikem
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Musician soundman musician soundman
Posts: 231
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Post by mikem on Mar 12, 2022 10:26:15 GMT -5
How do you make a million dollars playing music? Ans: start with two million
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Post by Lesterstrat on Mar 12, 2022 12:10:05 GMT -5
How do you make a million dollars playing music? Ans: start with two million
Oh no ya don’t pal! Ya can’t steal NASCAR jokes! Lol |
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mikem
Wholenote
Musician soundman musician soundman
Posts: 231
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Post by mikem on Mar 12, 2022 17:00:58 GMT -5
What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and dead accordian player lying in the road?
- skid marks in front of the skunk
second difference:
- the skunk was on its way to a gig
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Ragpicker
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I'm playing it in a different key
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Post by Ragpicker on Mar 12, 2022 18:40:33 GMT -5
Ba dum bum ! Im here all night
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daddy
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Posts: 33
Formerly Known As: Individual-One
Age: 114
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Post by daddy on Apr 12, 2022 15:08:20 GMT -5
How do you make a million dollars playing music? Ans: start with two million
Same a stock car racing
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Post by gato on Apr 12, 2022 16:02:18 GMT -5
How do you get 99 percent audience participation at your gig?
"Can anyone out there sing Mustang Sally?"
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Post by langford on Apr 12, 2022 20:47:08 GMT -5
Shaggy dog joke. I'll do my best to be brief.
A famous rock star dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is showing him around, introducing him to various greats who've arrived--Jimi, Jaco, Janice, etc.--all of whom are living happily in little cottages with nice gardens. As they stroll along, the rock star notices a big, gothic mansion up on a hill. Lights are flashing, fire is spewing from the mouths of gargoyles. A massive, pulsing "KISS" sign stands above it all, reaching almost to the sky. The rock star turns to St. Peter and asks, "How come all these musical greats live in nice little cottages and Gene Simmons gets that massive castle?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that's not Gene's house. That's God's house."
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