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Post by gato on Apr 16, 2022 6:57:02 GMT -5
Septic frying pan Found it in my mom's backyard Old meals from my past
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Post by gato on Apr 16, 2022 15:16:45 GMT -5
Fillet of possum They made me breakfast in bed Where is the mustard?
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Post by gato on Apr 17, 2022 4:58:45 GMT -5
Granny and Jethro Skinny dipping in the pool Drysdale is watching
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Apr 17, 2022 7:31:01 GMT -5
The family thing: Uncle daddy and aunt sis Keeps things so simple
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Post by gato on Apr 17, 2022 7:40:26 GMT -5
My sister gave birth To my sibling who was she Hollywood has called
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woody
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Post by woody on Apr 17, 2022 12:02:56 GMT -5
A Dodge 440 A 426 Hemi Haulin' 'shine is fun
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Post by gato on Apr 17, 2022 12:52:26 GMT -5
I took tractor pull
As my elective in school
I could have done worse
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Post by Opie on Apr 17, 2022 16:11:17 GMT -5
Whiskey, Stills and Mash Make me forget my past Band name is taken
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Post by gato on Apr 17, 2022 16:22:43 GMT -5
Ellie May and her Double cup long range sling shot Miss Hathaway stumped
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Post by woody on Apr 17, 2022 17:43:42 GMT -5
Feelin' hungry Hoss? Moon Pies 'n R C Colas Fix that up right quick
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Post by gato on Apr 18, 2022 4:47:40 GMT -5
Walk home in the swamp Get yourself caught in quicksand It's like a snow day!
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Post by gato on Apr 19, 2022 5:27:36 GMT -5
The mullet is dead
So they said but they were wrong
Mine's like a badger
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Post by gato on Apr 20, 2022 7:26:27 GMT -5
Cooking with pure lard Does wonders for our waistlines And the sales of grits
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Post by woody on Apr 20, 2022 8:59:30 GMT -5
Appalachia Is a five-syllable word For heaven on earth
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Post by gato on Apr 22, 2022 11:20:22 GMT -5
Saddle up right quick The cows got out of the barn And the women too
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Post by gato on Apr 23, 2022 7:51:26 GMT -5
All hat no cattle The pretend cowboy singers Costumes not talent
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Post by gato on Apr 24, 2022 8:05:02 GMT -5
Below belt buckle TV guy says laser beam Does a body good
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Post by gato on Apr 24, 2022 15:49:35 GMT -5
Roped a wild male cow It would not give milk at all Just like in Kingpin
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Post by gato on Apr 26, 2022 5:05:41 GMT -5
Went and traded in My sister's Uncle Brother Who looks just like me
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Post by gato on Apr 28, 2022 16:36:34 GMT -5
A big cowboy hat
Voice like a busted muffler
Country western dude
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 28, 2022 17:05:22 GMT -5
Put on my Bolo Put on my ten gallon hat Dang McRib sammich
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Post by gato on Apr 29, 2022 5:17:06 GMT -5
Them spurs really hurt That leather boy is too fat Go ride someone else
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Post by gato on May 1, 2022 5:06:16 GMT -5
Riding on the horse And you can't beat a dead one Smells like teen spirit
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Post by gato on May 4, 2022 8:20:16 GMT -5
Somebody told me All the hillbilly riders Are just mud wrestlers
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Post by gato on May 7, 2022 5:05:32 GMT -5
Imagine Gomer Shaken or stirred and fighting Bad guy Thunderball
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Post by gato on May 8, 2022 15:37:38 GMT -5
A shotgun wedding Ellie May about to drop At the cement pond
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Post by gato on May 10, 2022 9:18:09 GMT -5
A shooting on Rust Alec Baldwin goes for broke A speeding bullet
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Post by woody on May 10, 2022 12:48:17 GMT -5
Noodlin' fer fat cats Where the big gators is at That's a losin' hand
.22 an' a Real bright flashlight last night Doe on the meatpole
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Post by gato on May 10, 2022 16:11:48 GMT -5
Fast draw gunslinger Gets a slug in the forehead Accuracy wins
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Post by Auf Kiltre on May 10, 2022 17:32:54 GMT -5
That Boyd Crowder guy Sure was one bad hillbilly Fire in the hole
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