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Post by gato on Apr 11, 2022 9:23:05 GMT -5
Big 'ol monster truck
Need a ladder to get in
Wallet left on seat
My snooty neighbor
Above ground pool just for him
Archery practice
Sis married a jerk
She says that he's just like me
Takes one to know one
Washing machine fixed
Used the belt off the tractor
Gotta find my hoe
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 12:23:17 GMT -5
Ah'll tell you whut, Hoss
In these here parts we got more
Common sense than teeth
That gal down yonder
Is real purty, plum sexy
And my first cousin
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Post by RufusTeleStrat on Apr 11, 2022 12:26:16 GMT -5
Trucks on the Blocks Now
Seems better in the front yard
Need to hide the Still
Mom Lost all her Teeth
Seems tragic but its not so
Now she can get soup
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Post by Pinetree on Apr 11, 2022 12:32:05 GMT -5
Copenhagen, check.
Chevy Silverado, check.
Six-pack beside me.
Dirt roads, Friday night.
On the prowl, looking for love.
Roadhouse up ahead.
Moonlight, tight blue jeans.
Writing County songs is fun.
Girl you look so fine.
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Post by gato on Apr 11, 2022 12:34:40 GMT -5
Pickin' the banjo
Save money for some front teeth
My deliverance
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woody
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Post by woody on Apr 11, 2022 12:41:09 GMT -5
Collard greens hog jowls
Two of my favorite foods
Where's the dang privy
Get you some blue ticks
Get you a gun 'n a light
Shoot some fat ole coons
Fiddles 'n banjos
Gittars, bass 'n corn likker
Saturday hell yeah
Lives down the holler
She a pretty little thing
Cousins kiss the best
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 12:42:53 GMT -5
Walk down to the crick
Th'ow in stick 'o' dynomite
Catfish fer supper
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 12:47:42 GMT -5
Out 'o' cat-ridges Mosey down to the highway Road-kill for supper
Meemaw 'n' Peepaw
Still and yet in love these days
Leastwise, Peepaw is
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 12:59:06 GMT -5
"Spare the rod and spile
The chile", Daddy said. Whupped me
With a wagon tongue
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 13:06:34 GMT -5
Trotlines and catfish
noodlin'. Hot-dawg, son, The Hill
Billy Olympics
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Apr 11, 2022 13:07:13 GMT -5
Got us a problem
Skunk under the doublewide
Cletus, hold my beer
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 13:25:39 GMT -5
City boy canoe
Bet you can squeal like a pig
A reeeal pretty mouth
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Post by gato on Apr 11, 2022 14:25:09 GMT -5
Gram sleep in the barn
Snores like an outboard motor
Just as tough to start
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 11, 2022 15:15:41 GMT -5
Down in Jeb's Holler
Down in the Holler
Jebediah, my neighbor
Weeps for a widow
Tills the land this spring
Plants the crops he'll reap this fall
A table for one
Mary brings him pies
Made from the mulberry tree
Where the two first kissed
A back that now burns
Maybe time to sell the farm
Move to Pigeon Forge
All the new houses
Will soon spring from the soil
Down in Jeb's holler
(A little after lawn mowing stream of conscious Haikuing)🥴
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Post by gato on Apr 11, 2022 15:41:18 GMT -5
Real men hawk and spit
Women scratch where it itches
Children all barefoot
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Post by Taildragger on Apr 11, 2022 16:14:59 GMT -5
"Pants"? For city folk
We-uns up hyarr wears "britches"
Ain't no dang sissies
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Post by gato on Apr 11, 2022 17:29:46 GMT -5
Southern fried hog lard
Mixed with disposal what not
No skinny folks here
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Post by woody on Apr 11, 2022 17:44:29 GMT -5
Front porch a place for
Pickin' drinkin' 'n grinnin'
'n warshin' machines
Pa kep his cash in
Mason jars buried out back
Cain't trust no bankers
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Apr 11, 2022 18:21:10 GMT -5
Visiting daddy
"Castle on the Cumberland"
Momma dyed her hair
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Post by gato on Apr 12, 2022 5:12:17 GMT -5
Picnic at Sumpter
Boy did the fur fly back then
'Twas the Civil War
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Apr 12, 2022 13:42:02 GMT -5
Cousin Jen's in town Catching up was lots of fun The wedding's in June
(Sorry -- I missed that Gato already covered the kissin cousin thing)
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Post by NoSoapRadio on Apr 12, 2022 13:45:37 GMT -5
"Sumter" -- Not being pedantic, I was born there. |
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Post by gato on Apr 12, 2022 15:18:24 GMT -5
"Sumter" -- Not being pedantic, I was born there. You're right, of course. I "peed" when I shouldn't have. |
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Post by gato on Apr 12, 2022 15:53:42 GMT -5
Married Mary Sue
Trans brother of Linda Lou
We gonna have twins
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Post by gato on Apr 13, 2022 4:43:16 GMT -5
Broke my teeth on grits
Them was hard as those things gits
Tasted like arm pits
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Post by gato on Apr 14, 2022 4:57:17 GMT -5
Overflowed septic
Just in time for BBQ
Keep five second rule?
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Post by gato on Apr 14, 2022 16:45:53 GMT -5
Man named Andy Gump
Sold us our toilet seat house
Family loves it
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Post by larryguitar54 on Apr 14, 2022 17:26:30 GMT -5
Momma in the Hollar
Papa in the Tipple
Sadie over yonder
Bonnie grinnin' at me.
Odie is the law
I'ma gone way
Red Diamond smoky
Hot in morning
Hot all day
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Post by gato on Apr 15, 2022 4:40:57 GMT -5
Oklahoma bus
Stopped in Uranus Texas
Plugged up exhaust pipe
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Post by gato on Apr 15, 2022 9:30:47 GMT -5
Mister Jed Clampett
Fishing at the cement pond
Caught Ellie May's top
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