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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2023 7:24:16 GMT -5
This may seem like something I would dream up for one of my captioned photos, but no .... you can't make this stuff up. Well, actually you could, but the real thing is much more bizarre. "A Chinese start-up has invented a long-distance kissing machine that transmits users’ kiss data collected through motion sensors hidden in silicon lips, which simultaneously move when replaying kisses received. In the two weeks after its release, the firm sold over 3,000 kissing machines and received about 20,000 orders." The device resembles a mobile stand with colorless pursed lips protruding from the front. To use it, lovers must download an app on to their smartphones and pair their kissing machines. When they kiss the device, it kisses back. i.postimg.cc/tgyHpHP0/kiss.jpgIf this thing takes off, how long will it be before "counterfeit lips" appear? Imagine lonely geeks being tricked into paying exorbitant fees to kiss the phony lips of Jennifer Aniston, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock or Mick Jagger (extra fee due to lip size). |
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Mar 23, 2023 7:37:06 GMT -5
Big Bang Theory had a episode where Howard invented such a thing.
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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2023 8:06:48 GMT -5
Big Bang Theory had a episode where Howard invented such a thing. I don't know the show, but was this life imitating art, or art imitating life do you think? |
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Mar 23, 2023 8:24:11 GMT -5
I don't know the show, but was this life imitating art, or art imitating life do you think? I think China doing what China does. |
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Post by tahitijack on Mar 23, 2023 10:53:29 GMT -5
Ain't nothing like the real thing baby. Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell....
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Post by markfromhawaii on Mar 23, 2023 12:11:21 GMT -5
Big Bang Theory had a episode where Howard invented such a thing. Funny, I was just thinking about that. I think it was when Howard was pining over Raj’s sister moving back to India. 🤣 |
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Post by Leftee on Mar 23, 2023 12:42:00 GMT -5
This isn’t creepy at all.
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Mar 23, 2023 12:45:13 GMT -5
This isn’t creepy at all. Not at all. 😄 |
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 23, 2023 14:43:49 GMT -5
This isn’t creepy at all. No, not at all...
"GET A ROOM!" doesn't even start to cover my reaction to this...
Reminds me of a girl I dated when I was about 15. We called her "the milk bottle kisser".
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Mar 23, 2023 15:03:52 GMT -5
Ew.
Just....ew.
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Post by Opie on Mar 24, 2023 5:05:03 GMT -5
Just had a visual of what happens when it goes from first base to home run. Your welcome.
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Post by Leftee on Mar 24, 2023 7:43:56 GMT -5
I was struggling to find a way to go there.
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 24, 2023 9:28:04 GMT -5
I'm begging you to tell me that he isn't taking a "selfie" of himself doing this... |
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 24, 2023 9:53:27 GMT -5
Somehow I feel that responding in this thread isn't really enough: shouldn't we be making a YouTube video of us "reacting" to it?
I'm unclear as to proper protocols for this situation...
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Post by LTB on Mar 28, 2023 11:56:30 GMT -5
Somehow I feel that responding in this thread isn't really enough: shouldn't we be making a YouTube video of us "reacting" to it? I'm unclear as to proper protocols for this situation... Can you catch Covid or the Flu from this thing  |
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Post by gato on Mar 28, 2023 15:19:49 GMT -5
Not to worry. Been using mine for 18 months with no problem.
Suggestion: use lip gloss on it. The Cherry Forever flavor is to die for! (But it does attract flies, which is why I hang fly paper from my rear view mirror for when I "make out" during grid lock.)
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 28, 2023 17:19:40 GMT -5
Can you catch Covid or the Flu from this thing Not a problem: just put an N95 mask on it and you'll be "good t'go". |
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Post by Mfitz804 on Mar 28, 2023 20:38:20 GMT -5
Big Bang Theory had a episode where Howard invented such a thing. I liked the one where he built the robot hand, which inevitably got stuck and the nurse in the hospital said he only made the hand because “that’s the only part you needed”. |
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Post by langford on Mar 31, 2023 19:18:25 GMT -5
I think I once saw something like that in movie.... It was a long time ago.... And I was just a kid... I mean, really, a real kid. And... and... I don't watch movies like that anymore.... |
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Post by pcalu on Mar 31, 2023 21:15:28 GMT -5
Any one see where this goes?
straight to freak ville!!
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Post by Peegoo 🏁 on Mar 31, 2023 22:35:43 GMT -5
This thread needs a theme song.
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Post by hushnel on Apr 1, 2023 9:30:48 GMT -5
I might of purchased one for the idiot boss I had to deal with, always expecting me to kiss his ars.
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