tmc
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Post by tmc on Mar 18, 2021 15:39:29 GMT -5
Man, talk guacamole claustrophobia. I was in Cheese Relief Center today and they looked liked they were lighting fires and blowing cocoa.
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Post by gato on Mar 18, 2021 16:23:59 GMT -5
If you were a young male, drilling down kind of long as a ritual, there is a cat clamp in your future.
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 18, 2021 17:36:35 GMT -5
•Who grew unpleasant during jail lockdown with serial killers and no toast?
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tmc
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Post by tmc on Mar 18, 2021 19:31:01 GMT -5
If you were a male who grew new gear, would you roll your eyes at the catcalls?
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Post by gato on Mar 19, 2021 5:08:09 GMT -5
Any of you enjoy watching a young male blow a fistful of guacamole as a requirement for the military, and other unpleasant gigs?
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 19, 2021 12:23:32 GMT -5
•Barrel of man repellant drinks: the best you ever had?
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 19, 2021 12:30:03 GMT -5
•Selling your man burrito for $75 per hour? You know you wanna!
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Post by gato on Mar 19, 2021 12:54:23 GMT -5
My excessive beauty ritual in the military, as a requirement for cheesy, eye-rolling relief.
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tmc
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Post by tmc on Mar 19, 2021 14:03:16 GMT -5
I was in Guitar Center today having too many drinks and watching Tom Jones spin your mom in a barrel.
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Post by gato on Mar 19, 2021 15:04:03 GMT -5
If you're a repellant male and not Tom Jones, you enjoy watching your mom scrub a floor with cheesy GAS water.
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Post by tmc on Mar 20, 2021 16:39:46 GMT -5
Your mom hates the first day of spring, new gear, the best guitar you ever owned and she drinks too much on Tom Jones' Peloton.
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Post by gato on Mar 20, 2021 17:05:46 GMT -5
Road trip claustrophobia of the in crowd; it looked like they were robbed of their cat clamp tickets.
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Post by tmc on Mar 20, 2021 18:40:33 GMT -5
Now Spinning: Cat Clamp Fever
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Post by gato on Mar 21, 2021 5:07:27 GMT -5
Best stuff if you like Tom Jones drilling your mom's guacamole on Saturday night.
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Post by tmc on Mar 21, 2021 19:32:39 GMT -5
It's the first day of spring and I already have too much Casu Marzu on my hands, apparently.
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Post by Auf Kiltre on Mar 21, 2021 19:58:20 GMT -5
Gas news; man repellent
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Post by gato on Mar 22, 2021 5:23:52 GMT -5
If you like ladies and enjoy watching Tom Jones blow in a barrel, you may scrub a floor in the MMA club with your mom.
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Post by tmc on Mar 22, 2021 10:54:13 GMT -5
Tom Jones went hiking with your mom and pulled on the chili in his sci-fi shorts.
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 22, 2021 11:41:30 GMT -5
•Chili in your shorts? Unpleasant.
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 22, 2021 11:44:27 GMT -5
•I present to you, Guitar Center: a club for seniors.
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Post by gato on Mar 22, 2021 11:46:53 GMT -5
Dermatologists buying tickets for the cheesy guacamole freeze, when you were growing up during the first day of Spring.
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Post by tmc on Mar 22, 2021 13:43:07 GMT -5
Chili Madness: A visit to Chicago Shorts Exchange.
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Post by gato on Mar 22, 2021 15:31:00 GMT -5
If you're a male, I present to you guitar surgery for seniors; talk about your mom's fistful of Tom Jones.
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Post by tmc on Mar 22, 2021 16:42:34 GMT -5
Burglar's association demands shorts access for pulling on the fistful of streaming cheese with a vengeance. (YTC)
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Post by Taildragger on Mar 22, 2021 18:27:21 GMT -5
When do you know...when it's time to go? Hiking up the shorts.
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Post by tmc on Mar 22, 2021 19:28:28 GMT -5
Man Repellant Alert: Tom Jones, from the BBC's The Secret Life of Michael Bolton's Shorts, is back with a vengeance burrito.
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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2021 5:47:43 GMT -5
What, you ask, is madness? Guacamole club for senior male hiking and other unpleasant encounters.
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Post by tmc on Mar 23, 2021 9:21:50 GMT -5
As if the gecko wasn't enough, Tom Jones arrives for work on your mom, in shorts, pulling on the bald eagle.
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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2021 9:50:31 GMT -5
Danny Gallivan, who grew up last Sunday, was diving in a barrel with ladies and one too many drinks. Talk about claustrophobia!
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Post by tmc on Mar 23, 2021 10:35:04 GMT -5
Random bald eagles spinning in casu marzu finally justified the gecko wasn't enough, when it's time to go.
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