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Post by Taildragger on Mar 23, 2021 11:33:20 GMT -5
•When do you know...when it's time to go bald?
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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2021 12:13:33 GMT -5
Dermatologists buying tickets for the cheesy guacamole freeze when you were growing up during the first day of Spring.
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tmc
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Post by tmc on Mar 23, 2021 13:03:41 GMT -5
Leo Fender warrantees bald gecko vaccines if you're a male who grew up when it's time to go.
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Post by gato on Mar 23, 2021 15:44:32 GMT -5
The Secret Life of Leo Fender, ladies and gents, as if the bald gecko Homeowner's Association wasn't enough.
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Post by tmc on Mar 23, 2021 18:58:44 GMT -5
Bald homeowners spending billions on Ebikes to visit the Gecko on Chili Exchange.
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Post by gato on Mar 24, 2021 5:17:21 GMT -5
I was in Guitar Center to light fires on Saturday night. Let the eye rolling begin
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Post by tmc on Mar 24, 2021 14:23:12 GMT -5
Ball mount shank loose: Tom Jones makes the call of the wild in hitch receiver.
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Post by gato on Mar 24, 2021 14:55:51 GMT -5
I hate neighborhood gecko warranties, that demand garage access to my hands.
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Post by tmc on Mar 24, 2021 17:39:07 GMT -5
A visit to the Bald Celebrity Ball Exchange: Never going back. What are our thoughts and experiences with "air scrubbing" and mold remediation?
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Post by gato on Mar 25, 2021 5:10:05 GMT -5
The secret life of shorts: you know when it's time to go.
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Post by rickyguitar on Mar 25, 2021 21:35:51 GMT -5
Ball mount now spinning
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Post by gato on Mar 26, 2021 5:07:29 GMT -5
Do the gecko pulling seniors know when you arrive for work?
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Post by tmc on Mar 26, 2021 10:19:35 GMT -5
New dog pulling on leather catheter, streaming misty, surgery Monday.
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Post by gato on Mar 26, 2021 10:48:30 GMT -5
As if Tim Hunkin wasn't enough, Iceland Home Owner Association demands leather ball pillows and access for cereal mold endorsements.
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Post by tmc on Mar 26, 2021 12:55:19 GMT -5
Burglars, sharpen up your catheters, Iceland volcano makes the call of the wild butter dog.
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Post by gato on Mar 26, 2021 15:18:59 GMT -5
New dog, Misty, makes the call of the wild, and loose feces on rice.
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Post by tmc on Mar 26, 2021 16:10:39 GMT -5
Gallivan Poe makes the mystery ball shank instrument arrive up your bootleg without anyone noticing.
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Post by gato on Mar 26, 2021 16:12:56 GMT -5
Anyone have a clue when Larkin-Poe makes a streaming butter salute on your new furniture?
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Post by tmc on Mar 26, 2021 16:38:26 GMT -5
My new bald body, on lockdown, got the leather power jab today hiking my shorts in Iceland.
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Post by gato on Mar 27, 2021 5:08:35 GMT -5
When I was in Guitar Center it looked like bald veterans up your bootleg volcano, hiking up your catheter without anyone noticing.
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Post by tmc on Mar 27, 2021 22:41:43 GMT -5
Dog, I was on lockdown in Guitar Center today, it looked like Jeff Beck got the butter jab waiting on new furniture.
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Post by gato on Mar 28, 2021 5:15:33 GMT -5
Excellent folk were robbed in the wild today, in a salute to electric guitar pillows, as if the ball shank wasn't enough.
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Post by gato on Mar 29, 2021 5:11:31 GMT -5
Anybody mount a gecko when you arrive for work?
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Post by tmc on Mar 29, 2021 9:46:34 GMT -5
Aged for 17 years, mouth watering and gluten free catheters are the stupidest places to build nests.
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Post by gato on Mar 29, 2021 10:13:45 GMT -5
How one flippin' jab of your chisels, makes loose dog feces streaming on new furniture, like they were on lockdown.
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Post by tmc on Mar 29, 2021 10:53:53 GMT -5
Why do the immortals pick the stupidest places to salute your blooming paunch?
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Post by gato on Mar 29, 2021 12:40:14 GMT -5
I got the stupidest butter surgery after many years; anyone have a clue what this is?
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Post by tmc on Mar 29, 2021 16:05:19 GMT -5
WVH dropping mouth watering jab into your gluten free sinkhole.
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Post by gato on Mar 29, 2021 16:49:33 GMT -5
Still waiting on Jeff Beck to sharpen up your leather catheter without anyone noticing.
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Post by tmc on Mar 29, 2021 18:55:50 GMT -5
Jeff Beck and the Blooming Catheter Experience dropping a new album in June: "Sinkhole Moms Call Of The Wild Paunch Parade".
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